scaramucci

a lying, paranoid, tweaking cocaine addict; a "coke fiend."

That scaramucci is tweaking something fierce.

by Lissehteleindil July 28, 2017

Scaramucci

An incredibly short amount of time compared to what was expected. Specifically used in politics.

He only lasted 1/2 a Scaramucci as the President's lawyer!

by mycroft16 October 11, 2019

Scaramucci

"An embarrassingly brief unit of time."

"He barely even lasted a scaramucci. Bing bang bong and he was done."

by bloodface January 24, 2019

Scaramucci Effect

When someone or something "crashes and burns" immediately after "peaking". This can be used to describe an event of quick reverse of someone's fortune.

"Did you hear that Chad is now mopping floors at K-mart?", Ryan asked.

Kyle looked up at Ryan with a sigh. "Ehh, that's fitting considering his diarrhea accident in the boardroom."
"And to think, when he got that promotion, he was the youngest VP in the history of Google," he added.
"Scaramucci Effect is a bitch!"

by O-Dawg87 August 1, 2017

pull a scaramucci

(Phrase). To be fired within one's first ten days at a new job due to gross incompetence.

If you {pull a scaramucci} it is generally considered to be a great embarrassment.

by Joe Bethersonton November 27, 2017

Scaramucci Number

A palindrome number that is divisible by 11, such as 121, 1331, and 123,456,787,654,321—a "mirror number" that is a multiple of 11.

Anthony worked at the White House for almost a Scaramucci number of hours, before he's fired.

by MathPlus August 6, 2017

the scaramucci effect

When you pull off something amazing only to then crash and burn right away.

I used a new pick up line on a girl that really impressed her and then I started talking about my ex and she walked away.

Brah, you had the scaramucci effect goin on last night.

by lpuller August 1, 2017