snaifend

A type of stipend in which an individual is granted a specific amount of money (however meager) for the purpose of attending a teacher training workshop. A snaifend involves a conflict between the provider of the money and the receiver. It may also involve the receiver lying about how much he has or will spend on taxi fare and this may or may not result in a fistfight.

A snaifend may also be used to buy a month's worth of groceries. This requires a trip to Three Flags and will more than likely result in the individual missing out on one or more days of workshop.

Snaifends have various other uses, foremost of which is the chupaton. Individuals have been known to pool their snaifend proceedings to finance this drinking marathon.

Did you collect your snaifend already?

by jmart999 July 9, 2011

Scafe

The act of smoking bowls of marijuana with a bong. Can be employed as a noun, adjective or a verb.

Noun: "I was hittin' a scafe while that rusty dragon gave me a handy... Thought maybe the weed would turn her into a dime."

Adjective: "She was so scafed that we couldn't even have a coherent conversation..."

Verb: "So I'm scafing and then all of a sudden, I started defecating uncontrollably!"

Titles: "Scafemonkey," "Sir Scaginfton," "Scafeboy," Scafemaster," King Scafe," "Scafe Protege," etc.

by Scafelord December 4, 2010

Scafe

A shorter way of saying Cafe SCAD, a cafeteria filled with sassy black cooks and pasta that would make babies cry.

I think I got food poisoning from Scafe.

by Felix johnson November 14, 2006

Saifesque

saifesque is when a lover boy is in love beyond comprehension and sends semi nudes and vague texts

Girl 1 : I got a text from him again

Girl 2 : He doesn't leave you alone does he ?
Girl 1 : He's so saifesque

by DeJenn9 July 24, 2022

scarfel the snarflees

To suck ones nut sacks

Hey woman, why don't you come over here and scarfel the snarflees.

by Phantom Lover April 10, 2008

Skaife Wannabe

A term used in Australia to describe those teenage hoons who cruise the streets in their commodores / falcons who think that they are "fully sick".

The term "Skaife" coming form the V8 super car driver Mark Skaife. The term "wannabe" coming from try-hard.
So it's really Skaife + Wannabe.
A "Mark Skaife Tryhard".

How to identify Skaife Wannabes:
* Driving (usually) a Commodore / Falcon (one that P Platers can afford)
* 'P' Plates up
* HSV / FPV Body Kit
* Loud stereo up full bore
* Playing bogan metal or 'doof-doof-doof' music
* Thinking that they can drive like V8 supercar driver
Personally:
* Hat backwards
* shirt off
-If no shirt is present it will most likely be a Holden or Ford racing shirt.
* Sunglasses on
* One hand on wheel
* Arm out window
* Stares at everything as they go by

See also: the Term "Bogan"

Oh my god, did you see that commodore there?!
Yeah, what a Skaife Wannabe!

by SamwiseB_193 October 23, 2005

Saife

A dumb bot who isn't actually safe because he is never in a safe.

Manny: I hit this guy for 199! Help! jwkhdfkjhfgjkhgsdfjkhgadshjfkg!

Saife: I can't! I am not safe! I will milk you instead

by Curly_Penguin639 April 15, 2020