(man- sKAirz)-noun-At time of the morning in which a post adolescent male between the ages of 18-25, or generally of college age, experiences a glance in his mirror by which he is frightened due to his physical appearance becoming more reminiscent of his father, a generally wearing image of a middle-aged man, or actor Vince Vaughn post-Swingers. This scare either stems from a reality or misperception in which the male notices either his stomach is expanding, his hairline receding, his eyes especially sunken from a night of sleep, his facial hair half-shaven, and his muscle gone.
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He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.
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He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.
He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!
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