sammered

When a girl get's so drunk she wants to have a lesbian experience.

My girlfriend got sammered last night and made out with my buddy's girlfriend.

by BMC123 February 19, 2014

scrubered

When your Uber takes significantly longer to get you to your destination than you thought it would.

Person A: We've been sitting here for 30 minutes, where you at?
Person B: Sorry bro, got totally scrubered, be there soon.

by SeamusOLanigan April 29, 2016

scoobered

The feeling of disbelief experienced by a powerful force as they are defeated by an underdog. It is similar to bamboozled in a sense that it applies to a situation involving surprise or unexpectedness.

The British thought crushing the small American resistance would be easy, but instead, they were absolutely scoobered.

by guytheginger May 6, 2018

stambened

wasted; shit-faced beyond belief; one drink away from death.

Last night I got so stambened that I ended up with my pants off, slamming my head in a pizza box; or atleast thats what the videotape showed.

by Burkenstauk September 8, 2008

Scamber

Hott, sexy little mofo with sex hair. Usually drunk. Found watching movies with random men 3-6 nights a week. Scambers are usually very scandolous and do naughty things IN FRONT of closed doors.

I got so scambered last night!
Dang, look at that scamber!

Man: I got with a scamber last night
Woman: OMG! GET TESTED!

by Kinky Hoe Bag 69 September 27, 2009

Slammered

When one reaches a point of intoxicatiion resulting in a night spent in a jail cell. A cross between being hammered and in the slammer:

Hammered + Slammer (jail) = Slammered

Person 1 "Hey man did you hear that Kevin got kicked out of the Whisky bar last night?"

Person 2 "Yeah man, he was so drunk he wound up in the piss tank, he was slammered."

by The dart 07 February 7, 2010

slammered

Being drunk past hammered, to the point where black out might occur, but not bad enough to pass out, slurring is a mojor factor in this state of drunkeness, always a good time.

Lulu , after 8 shots stumbled up to the mic and started singing "push it", when peanut yelled from the crowd "that bitch is slammered"

by Peanut21 August 8, 2008