Minigun sawing

To use a 6 barreled M134 minigun like a chainsaw. This was most likely first seen when The Mythbusters cut down a tree with a minigun. Also called Minigun pulping when used on a person (nuff said).

Guy 1: Dude, me and Garret were minigun sawing trees down yesterday! The trees caught fire and burned up a whole freaking hill! It was fun as hell!

Guy 2: Where the fuck did you get a minigun?

Guy 1: Ummm... why do you care?

Guy 2: Because I need one to go minigun pulp a guy who's owed me 2,000 bucks for 3 months and hasn't paid me yet.

by JonesVoodoo February 27, 2011

See-sawing

The 69 for the obese

For people who are so fat they cannot reach each others genitals, so have to rock in a see-sawing motion in order to complete the act, giving each other oral sex, taking turns

by Matty-halls August 3, 2011

The Whistle Swinger

A sexual act in which the female participant, wearing nothing but a whistle around her neck, gyrates her body such that the whistle swings in a circular motion during sexual intercourse.

That radio host from the town of August performed the whistle swinger using the whistle found on headmistress Umber's desk.

by TheJesseCox June 3, 2020

whistle swinger

When you cheat on your wife with your radio co-host in the booth.

Damn! Who knew that this radio show would lead to a whistle swinger!

by nekokay June 2, 2020

Swingset

When a male has sweaty testicles and pelvis thrust forward and backward causing his sweaty testicles to make a “slapping” noise. Preferably done right out of the shower in only a towel.

Sam walked out of the shower in a towel with a crazed look in his eyes, and moved his hips back and forth rapidly creating a loud slapping noise. He was performing a powerful swingset.

by ohohface247 June 10, 2010

Porno mood swing

After shooting your wad to porn, you quickly switch from a horny mood to a disgusted mood.

Porno mood swing:

(Watching porn) Oh yeah! Give it to her! Yeah let me see that tight ass! (Ejaculates) What the fuck am I watching? Don't treat her like that. She's somebody's daughter. Go get a real job you sleazy a-hole!

by rogerthewhale January 9, 2013

swing on

To throw the first punch on someone.

This dude talks a lot of crap, but I bet he won't swing on me.

by hjui88 November 28, 2013