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saturn

The sixth planet in our solar system. The only planet with the largest planetary ring. Has a moon called Titan which is one of the few moons with an atmosphere.
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Shitty cars made out of plastic and old radio parts.
"Hey, wanna ride in my new Saturn?"

"No thanks, I'll walk"
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Saturn

1. The Roman god of the harvest. Worshipped during the winter festival of Saturnalia, starting about December 17 and lasting for seven days, it is thought to have given rise to Christmas. (Let's face it, nobody actually KNEW when Jesus was born, so they just picked a date)

2. Sixth planet from the sun, it has some bigass rings around it, bigger than any other of the planets in our solar system. Galileo called them ears.

3. An American-made car that has cheap plastic paneling and burns a lot of oil after a couple years of use. Also doesn't dent - thanks to the plastic. They are super cheap though, so you can afford to buy 3 or 4 of them; which should give you the same amount of use as one good car.

4. One of the worst selling console game systems ever, produced by SEGA. Perhaps only worse was the SEGA Dreamcast - their last effort at making a game console.
1. I am totally pumped for Saturnalia. Feasting, wine and debauchery... we still need a sacrificial victim.

2. Saturn.. uhh.. it's a great planet.

3. Jeeez pass this dumbass saturn before these fumes kill me!

4. DUDE you have a SEGA SATURN!?!? HAHAHA
by AJC April 30, 2005
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hey at least its not a ford
"Hey you queef, you musta been fly funky crunk when you bought that saturn. Might as well shoot yourself you asshat."
by Some jeff kid March 26, 2003
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An over-priced, unreliable piece of American crap. A company that has done a masterful job marketing themselves as something different from the other crap American car manufacturers when the only thing unique about them is they clap and hand you balloons when you driver away in your over-priced, unreliable piece of crap. The antithesis of the Honda or Toyota.
Saturn Ads: A different kind of car, a different kind company.
Me: differen kind of car ya, its complete piece of shit; different kind of company, ya, the salesmen did everything but blow me when I picked the thing up.
by scott June 4, 2004
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the cheapest cars made out of sheet-metal
i saw a GMC truck barely hit a saturn on the road and the back smashed in, what a peice of shit.
by saturns ghey April 27, 2005
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One of the poorest-selling consoles in history. Made by SEGA.
The best game for the Saturn would have to be NiGHTS into Dreams.
by frodaddy March 16, 2005
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