Satisfied Salamander

sat•is•fied |ˈsatisˌfīd|
sal•a•man•der |ˈsaləˌmandər|

noun, vulgar slang.

oral stimulation of a man's penis to the point of ejaculation, as ejaculating the man removes his penis and proceeds with his ejaculation while aiming for his partners nose. If successful the male's reproductive fluid will go up his partners nose and down the throat. His partner will then cough up the man's semen and will look like a "Satisfied Salamander"

ORIGIN,

Satisfied: Latin, satisfacere ‘to content,’
Salamander: Greek, salamandra

Hey, baby. Have you ever heard of a "Satisfied Salamander"?

by Ryamnocerus March 3, 2010

internet satisfaction

When you've been satisfied with the copious amounts of porn you've viewed, and done with all your blogging, you get this strange feeling. At that moment, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY SATISFIED WITH BROWSING ON THE INTERNET. You have an uncontrollable urge to get out of your house, and actually get a life.

Chuck: Hey dude, "wuts up"!

Charles: Damn nigga"internet satisfaction" finally hit yo dumbass!"

by GamerLex1 January 13, 2008

satiscraptory

(Adj.) Something that is pretty bad but which will suffice because nothing better can be found.

1. When you're on your lunchbreak in downtown Washington D.C., McDonald's is a perfectly satiscraptory place to eat.

2. I am living in an area where the cable company has a monopoly. Prices are high, and the service is only barely satiscraptory. I have to leave Missouri.

3. I don't have much love for the AK-47 assault rifle, but until I have saved up enough money to buy a TIE Advanced starfighter with quadmounted lasers and deflection shield system, it will be satiscraptory.

by HMB August 13, 2004

Satisbate

to perform masturbation in an effort to remove depression

After I satisbate, I am going to go to sleep.

by lord_farquaad_15 November 23, 2021

satisfocalypse

A combination of "satisfaction" and "apocolypse", often used to describe how one feels after eating a Snickers bar.

Ride the four horses of the satisfocalypse.

by RnFDoctorZ March 29, 2009

satisfaction

What you demand when someone insults your honor

You have insulted my honor and i demand satisfaction
i challenge you to a duel

by jerky7 March 31, 2009

Satisfaction Avenue

Orgasm

Stan: "This is preposterous! I took Francine to Satisfaction Avenue just last night!"
Ruby: "Oh, I doubt that."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 January 4, 2019