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satellite high

A higSchool full of thirsty ass bitches. There's a decent amount of good looking girls, while the rest stick out like morning wood. The stereotype that 90 percent of the students smoke pot is true. If you go to school there and you don't know where to get weed, you should probably go to a different school. There's no fights #Gay. Everybody raps and where's fake gold. There's only a few rich kids and I'm one of them. Bitches where fake louis vuitton and faggets where fake gucci. The ceramics teacher is a stoner. You can smell mcdonalds from the court yard. The sophomores are fuck boys, faggets and wannabes. Every one jews you out for a fucking dollar bill. The words bae and squad are used frequently. Rich homie is fresh, Andrew is andew, moe is bro, Michael is faded, Kyle is absent, ryan is yelling, Jr has my money, Bryan is at win dixie, Jeff is is Jeff big Michael is with his bae, medium Michael is wearing a scarf, and I'm just sitting here. The vending machine sounds like a feminine Optimus prime. IT'S FUCKING COLD.
Satellite high school:, have you seen jr and Michael. No. K then I wonder where they went. Spandex......crew......let's go in line
by stacksandsnacks February 20, 2015
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High as a Satellite

Slang term meaning that you are very, very high on drugs.
Let's see what we have tonight, I'm high as a satellite.
You see those flashing lights, 'cause every night, every night, I put on for my city.
-Kanye West in Put On.
by YeezyPutOn September 27, 2009
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Satellite Dish of Love

a term to describe a pivotal scene in the movie X-Men: First Class in which Charles Xavier (Professor X) accesses Erik Lensherr's (Magneto) forgotten memory of his mother lighting candles during Sabbath in order to enable him to move a large satellite dish at the Xavier estate.
Fan #1: Did you see that satellite dish of love scene.
Fan #2: Yeah, it totally had me crying. Charles x Erik FTW!
by charleserikfan4596 June 15, 2011
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satellite

A method of classroom mischief.

Ingredients : Pencil eraser and 4-5 staples.

1. Take the staples and stick them in all sides of the eraser.
2. Throw eraser at ceiling, hope it sticks.
3. ???
4. PROFIT~
Student 1: Dude history class was so boring!
Student 2: Yeah I know man, I threw like 3 satellites in orbit in there!
by fps_icarus April 9, 2010
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Satellite Bull

A young bull elk that has not yet reached full maturity.
The satellite bull knows not to fight the herd bull for it will easily lose.
by i5baller@aol May 29, 2010
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Satesh

Hottest, most sexy person alive. He will take your girl and your sister in one shot. Beware of him, besides his sexiness, he has talent and vigour. He doesn't f@#k around
Oh my, is that Satesh over there, he is so damn sexy
by Satesh's Fan Club January 19, 2021
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Sa te fut in gura

Sa te fut in gura( i will fuck you in your mouth) is a sentence in Romanian that people say when they are angry or sad
A. I forgot to get you coffee
B. Oh man! Sa te fut in gura!
by uwu yes November 16, 2021
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