As a noun - A loser, weak, wimpy guy. As an adjective - When a person acts like a Satch, they are being Satchy. Created by Craig Mueller at the DKE house at Hamilton College @1991, when he described Noah as being the King of all Satches.
When T. Russell said "I love this song!", he was a big Satch. It was one of his satchiest moments, among many.
When Pickels asked Mueller what Satch meant, he said "Look in the mirror."
When Pickels asked Mueller what Satch meant, he said "Look in the mirror."
by romad July 29, 2004
Get the Satchmug. Nickname for Sting, lead singer in the group 'The Police'. Why it's his nickname when it's longer than his normal stagename is a mystery, a mystery that is said to have been solved by an Ape that goes by the name of Rip. This Ape is said to be found in various KFC outlets throughout South-Eastern England. But approach with care as he uses hax.
by Brian Partyh June 30, 2004
Get the Satch^mug. by Senju Clan March 23, 2019
Get the Satchmug. by Amanda March 7, 2004
Get the Satchmug. a fart that does not create the crackle effect when it leaves your rear but is also not silent. Very airy fart.
by Satch Adams August 11, 2009
Get the satchmug. Me and my girl couldn't even get it on because i was so satched that i creamed in my linens before she unbuttoned my khakis.
by twiggytall May 3, 2004
Get the satchedmug. by JenRae May 13, 2005
Get the satch patchmug.