shastard

a shastard is a shady ass bastard

Man that guy was a total shastard, He swindled me, without me even knowing

by jonny storm October 29, 2005

saptard

A mixture of sap and tard. Used to offened someone that has done something stupid or annoying.

Paddy stop being such a saptard!

by Lauren.egan08 December 1, 2016

Satard

Someone that is stupid enough to be Satan or a demon. A wannabe satanic worshipper.

Trumpers: “ look.... a non Christian. Let’s get that Satard!”

A fluff bunny: “meep!”

by Your Mother's arse July 13, 2020

Sustard Monkey

An annoying teenager british lad that screams at you all the time

Yo dude this sustard monkey yelled at me in gorilla tag!

by 💀☠️🤡💀clown November 13, 2022

Satarded

When you use the word 'retarded' in a satarical way, absolving you of any offense it may cause.

If you call someone 'retarded' in a derogatory tone, you may cause offense and should be fired if used whilst working, however if you are doing it for 'satire' it is perfectly fine. But to be clear you should you 'satarded' instead of 'retarded'.

by JockMcRowdy February 18, 2010

spastard

Not quite a spatic, not quite a retard, but god are they fucked up!

Daniel is a spastard

by Shaun Walker March 2, 2005

sartard

combines "sarcasm" and "retard" into a single word to describe someone who's incompetent with sarcasm.

I was talking to this fugly chick in psychology the other day, and she wasn't understanding my sarcasm. I think she is a sartard.

by MFJ,B April 6, 2010