When you jiz in an ice cube tray than later when your woman asks for a drink you use those ice cubes to cool off he drink.
by DeesNuts February 17, 2005
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Commonly used in the medical field where the notes can be written on a rubber/latex glove which can be removed and stored for later use.
Commonly used in the medical field where the notes can be written on a rubber/latex glove which can be removed and stored for later use.
Q: Did you write down that patients vital signs?
A: yeah they are here on my Saskatchewan palm pilot.
A: yeah they are here on my Saskatchewan palm pilot.
by Mountain dude. February 9, 2010
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Get the saskatchewan kiss mug.1) A snow producing low pressure system that affects the Saskatchewan province of Canada, Upper Midwest and Great Lakes regions of the United States.
2) A fat, Canadian prairie bitch getting ram-fucked for the first time by a 25 Centimeter long (and 20CM thick) black cock from the southside of Atlanta, Georgia. The sudden thrusting of such massive cock will not only cause the bed to slide across the floor, but also to make that MILF scream - like someone from Saskatchewan can.
2) A fat, Canadian prairie bitch getting ram-fucked for the first time by a 25 Centimeter long (and 20CM thick) black cock from the southside of Atlanta, Georgia. The sudden thrusting of such massive cock will not only cause the bed to slide across the floor, but also to make that MILF scream - like someone from Saskatchewan can.
1) Crap. It's going to snow again because of that Saskatchewan Screamer.
2) No point in even using a condom. That black cock is so massive my 450KG friend will not only be split open, she'll be a Saskatchewan Screamer! And to think of that cumload that's going to be sprayed on her face? I'll need a canoe to get out of the room!
2) No point in even using a condom. That black cock is so massive my 450KG friend will not only be split open, she'll be a Saskatchewan Screamer! And to think of that cumload that's going to be sprayed on her face? I'll need a canoe to get out of the room!
by MarkaLisa2910 June 2, 2012
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Get the Warman, Saskatchewan mug.The big, flat, rectangle in the middle of Canada with a name that anyone who's not from Saskatchewan pronounces wrong. For future reference--"Sas-KATCH-ew-un" OR "Sas-KATCH-ew-in" OR "Sas-KATCH-ew-en" is acceptable. . .but not not not Sas-katch-ew-WAAAAAN. If you say it that way, it just screams you're from Ontario. Or Texas.
Suffer from paralyzing claustrophobia? Well, you've come to the right place Land of Living Skies, as our license plates say, is pretty accurate--that's pretty much all that's living. Our trees are generally stick thin and only look alive for four out of twelve months. Well, okay, so we're alive for a third of the year. That ain't half bad, eh?
NDP government that was elected by mostly farmers. I don't understand it, either.
The biggest city in Saskatchewan is Saskatoon, which, nope, is not the capital, even though it is home to a relatively adequate school, the University of Saskatchewan. Surprising, really.
The capital city of Saskatchewan is the city that rhymes with fun--Regina. A city that is composed of three quarters flatness, and one quarter man-made lake full of goose crap. It's a pretty exciting place to be.
Saskatchewan is full of names like Moose Jaw and Swift Current and Prince Albert and North Battleford. Apparently Saskatchewan has a thing for two-worded names. Except the original Cree is probably one long word that is slowly being forgotten along with the majority of their culture. Unfortunately.
Speaking of unfortunately, there is an unfortunate amount of racism in Saskatchewan. But hey, teach the world to sing in perfect harmony, and I'm sure the province can continue to turn a blind eye to the racism and social problems that exist, and people will continue to never know where the hell Saskatchewan is.
But they're missing out!
Suffer from paralyzing claustrophobia? Well, you've come to the right place Land of Living Skies, as our license plates say, is pretty accurate--that's pretty much all that's living. Our trees are generally stick thin and only look alive for four out of twelve months. Well, okay, so we're alive for a third of the year. That ain't half bad, eh?
NDP government that was elected by mostly farmers. I don't understand it, either.
The biggest city in Saskatchewan is Saskatoon, which, nope, is not the capital, even though it is home to a relatively adequate school, the University of Saskatchewan. Surprising, really.
The capital city of Saskatchewan is the city that rhymes with fun--Regina. A city that is composed of three quarters flatness, and one quarter man-made lake full of goose crap. It's a pretty exciting place to be.
Saskatchewan is full of names like Moose Jaw and Swift Current and Prince Albert and North Battleford. Apparently Saskatchewan has a thing for two-worded names. Except the original Cree is probably one long word that is slowly being forgotten along with the majority of their culture. Unfortunately.
Speaking of unfortunately, there is an unfortunate amount of racism in Saskatchewan. But hey, teach the world to sing in perfect harmony, and I'm sure the province can continue to turn a blind eye to the racism and social problems that exist, and people will continue to never know where the hell Saskatchewan is.
But they're missing out!
Tourist: Hey, can you show me around Edmonton?
Saskatchewanian: Sorry, I'm not from Alberta.
Tourist: Hey, can you show me around Calgary?
Saskatchewanian: Sorry, I'm not from Alberta.
Tourist: Fuck this, I just want to get to Ontario!
Albertan: Well, you'll have to go east through Saskatchewan and Manitoba first.
Tourist: What?! I only have a Canadian passport?? Wait, is this one of those French speaking places?
Albertan: You mean Quebec?
Tourist: Yeah!
Albertan: Dude, just go to Vancouver.
Saskatchewanian: Sorry, I'm not from Alberta.
Tourist: Hey, can you show me around Calgary?
Saskatchewanian: Sorry, I'm not from Alberta.
Tourist: Fuck this, I just want to get to Ontario!
Albertan: Well, you'll have to go east through Saskatchewan and Manitoba first.
Tourist: What?! I only have a Canadian passport?? Wait, is this one of those French speaking places?
Albertan: You mean Quebec?
Tourist: Yeah!
Albertan: Dude, just go to Vancouver.
by Sekhet666 November 8, 2006
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And sucks poop.
And sucks poop.
Martensville, Saskatchewan guy: Let's laugh at all the other peasants.
Other: Yes, let's. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Other: Yes, let's. Ha ha ha ha ha!
by memememan March 16, 2011
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