When an overly hairy women's vagina is placed on ones chin to give the appearance that one is in a ZZTop cover band.
by Paper cut my taint February 9, 2012
the most bullshit, boring place to grow up....EVER. where every teenager is high off something and everyone has insecure parents. where old people come to die and fuck with all the young teenageers just trying to get by. where the police have nothing better to do but to search around looking for trouble so they can say they did something today.
all in all sarasota is a big heap of sandy balls
all in all sarasota is a big heap of sandy balls
by nips in my salad February 21, 2011
The best crew team on the water this side of the Mason-Dixon line.
Their women team is their claim to fame, while their men are known around the country for being downright awful.
Their women team is their claim to fame, while their men are known around the country for being downright awful.
by Rick Fletcher April 13, 2010
the act of taking a male penis and carving a face into it to resemble a Halloween pumpkin. Some extremist have even carved the inside.
by Ervin DaNIG June 29, 2008
a place where the bored pre teenagers go to scream when they see thier friends, and where teenagers go to leave and smoke. and where wierd people go to buy hollister
girl1-lets go to sarasota square, then have jhuey pick us up and go to skys for dat partay
gurl2-aight native,think that sk4nk will drop dome?
gurl-pr0bz
gurl2-aight native,think that sk4nk will drop dome?
gurl-pr0bz
by iofeoiefj July 26, 2008
by ArnoldBath June 19, 2015
It's a melting pot of rich kids that smoke a lot of weed and chill kids that just try to live by the rich kids that are usually assholes. There are actually quite a few chill teachers (Like Mr. Lorenzo) but the rest are stinky old people that will trash your grade book with confusing grading systems and assignments. Our sports teams suck but it doesn't really matter because nobody acknowledges their existence. We live in Sarasota so you are either upper middle class or just scraping by financially, you can usually differentiate the two by seeing who wears hollister and who doesn't. There are some nice upper class kids but they are very rare to find. Our school ends later than everyone in the district at a record breaking 4:15 PM and starts at 9:15 AM EST. If you are at this school you are probably experiencing the heinous ingredients of this hellhole such as: hormones, stress, tests, social awkwardness, and bullies. You will probably see a popular kid date a girl for two weeks and break up with her then proceed to act like his/her life is over. If you go here or you are planning to, I wish you the best of luck.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Sarasota Middle School?
Person 2: Yeah, have you heard of entering the bowels of hell?
Person 2: Yeah, have you heard of entering the bowels of hell?
by whoamihandle May 19, 2021