Amy Santiago

To be an Amy Santiago means to be someone who plans too much and is very smart, used to go to math camp, prepares binders and looks for a mentor in everyone

“Look at that girl preparing for the exams, those are a year away!”
“I know and look at her binder, what an Amy Santiago”

by Pineapple2005 January 20, 2019

Santiago

A walking mound of intelligence, creativity, sexual superiority, and brawn. Usually, many are intimidated by his facile technique and his shear presence can be felt miles far from where he may be located. For those that don't know.. One should watch their actions and words. A Santiago may become irritable to those who have a labeled status of fool, ignorant bean, or cur. If you are not careful he may beat the shit out of you, shut you up, or take your woman. Most likely things will result in a combination of two or all three at once. And even though his aura is pretty much strong enough to pop your hot sister's tits, he is slow to anger, quick to tell a joke, and quicker to smash some good cooch. A great friend and funny person, Santiago's are amazing to be around.

"Dad? I love you and all but.. I want to grow up to be Santiago."

"Madam. The nurse and i had to saw off our hands after handling the baby. He is truly Santiago."

by 4amflites September 6, 2011

Santia

Santia is a girl with an artistic spirit. She has a great sense of humour and will never let a friend down. She's always down for adventures and has a great personality. Everybody wants to be a Santia's friend, because she is really cool. She is into science-fiction, horror movies and has the greatest style. When in a bad mood, everyone should be cautious.

Oh look at Santia!
She's so cool
I wish i could be Santia's friend

by 5hefi November 7, 2018

Joe Satriani

Possibly one of the greatest guitarist's of our time, Joe Satriani has released over 10 records. He's known for his ingenious riffs and unbeatable solos and taught the wonder, Steve Vai, how to play guitar. Made famous when Vai told someone in an interview that he taught him how to play, and thus pulled him to glory. Also known as Satch, Joe has his own Ibanez series guitars, amps, straps and picks. Satch has redefined rock, definitely someone to see before you die. Currently touring with his band and G3.

Harry: Hey man, you hear that sick solo in Satch Boogie?
Joe: Yeah man, that was totally awesome!!! Joe Satriani rocks!!!

by Joe Wilcox April 7, 2006

joe satriani

A true guitar virtuoso. He may not sweep pick at 99 nps like some people (ughghg malmsteen ughguhg) but i cant put into words how amazing he is at playing that instrument

Has taught the likes of Steve Vai, Kirk Hammett, Larry Lalonde and many more.

Created the G3 tour, in which he participates in every year.

Jim- Dude! im surfing with the alien!!

Chuck- Yeah! youre awesome

Jim- Still not as good as Joe Satriani

by Teh GIR October 29, 2007

Santiago

Santiago is a very musically inclined person with lots of attitude. He loves musical theatre and bullying his friends as a joke. He usually comes up with dry responses to messages, but in person, he's really fun to talk to. Santiago is a very kind person at heart, and everyone loves him. He usually has an "I don't care" side to him, but he also has a soft side. One that will ask how you're doing and help you when you're having tough times. He isn't usually a hugger, but he'll eventually give in if he's in a good mood. With that being said, no one can replace Santiago.

Jaya: "Hey, who's that guy up there on the stage?"
Meghan: "Oh, that's Santiago!"

Eunice: "Hey Santiago!"
Santiago: "Ok."

by ur_mom_lmao February 12, 2023

Santiago

A common name for a funny friend. Usually nicknamed Santi which is derived from Santiago. Santi is used by said persons good friends, and will likely spread to all of the people that said person knows. Soon, said person will become Santi, ridding himself of his family given name, in favor of the coolest nickname of all time. The furthest thing from emo.

That boy Santiago is the shit. Dude's hilarious!!

by thatboy36512 July 16, 2010