santonic

A synonmym for platonic: indeed I feel it is a superior word to platonic, especially in the context of human male-female relationships. This is based on my personal experience of dating many girls but not having any sex. As such, I used to describe these relationships to my guy friends as being purely platonic when in fact my intention was not always that, especially if the chick was bang-worthy. But now I feel Plato himself must have had more sexual action with women than I have that it is more appropriate to describe a word using my name rather than the great Plato. Hence the word santonic - to describe a non-sexual, philosophical, academic relationship between a male and a female. It can also be extended to same-sex relationship if the user so desires.

John: Man, I have been dating Mary for 5 years and I did not get any pussy yet.

Jack: Whoa dude, that is one santonic relationship.

by SantoshGeorge November 17, 2007

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Santoni

A man among men. Most likely a U.S. Marine because other branches of service are for pussies. Someone that's an Afghanistan veteran, Harley Davidson loving, bad ass son of a bitch. So good looking that Ryan Gosling gets jealous of him and Leonardo DiCaprio takes fashion advice from him.

Look at that guy, he must be a Santoni

by Santoni720 June 6, 2014

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The Santoni Effect

When one pees themself due to an excessive amount of laughter caused by another. This effect is often induced by someone very close or friendly with you.

Oh god, I peed myself,hah! I need a change of pants, I'll get the car seat wet. The Santoni Effect has occurred... Oh lawl!

by Zeviand April 2, 2008

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