Santos

The Hispanic equivalent of a Chad or Bro

The beer pong team of Chad and Santos just got their popped collars and Kanye glasses handed to them!

by Newginz November 5, 2011

santo

A man with a fucked up mind. He goes around saying anything that comes to mind, no matter how reatrded or disbelievable it may sound.

Santo: "What if that lolipop you were eating somehow came alive and started screaming in your mouth with a bloodcurtling scream 'help it hurts'?"

Everyone else: "Dude what the fuck????"

by Doofniggah October 14, 2011

Santos

Mexican boy who doesnt speak spanish, very funny. Amazing at sports. Very hot and to die for.

Mia:omg santos looks so hot today.
Santos:i look hot everyday.
Mia:Ik

by Nibbainparadise December 8, 2017

santos

mexican dude with a massive schlong. typically a professional woman respecter, doesn't speak spanish, nor does he play soccer, but he's still cool. an adidas hoe, he's always wearing name brand clothes. loves music and has a killer smile. always making others laugh.

"yo did you see santos talking to all those chicks at prom?"
"yeah man he was respecting the fuck outta those women"

by bigdickrick694201738 May 30, 2018

Santos

Someone you haven't seen in a very long period of time.

"Santos! I haven't seen you in FOREVER! How are you? How's the family? How's the sister? How's the synagogue?"

by Greasegrim April 16, 2017

SANTOS

To trick someone into paying your bill.

Rob Santosed Joe and John when he ran out to meet Dom before the check came. He then santosed the Russian broad into paying for the motel room when he showed up late.

by Yahooda August 27, 2007

Santos

A person who likes to make fun of others people's names. Also has a head like a chinchilla

also your right hand

Hey Kinker, what's a kinker?
i dont know santos, go sniff your smelly dog!!
frickin chinchilla

by hatin on santos October 15, 2009