santaslut

1. a women/man/animal who wishes upon a very special intimate present for christmas and goes to extreme lengths in order to receive IT.

2. santas (un)secret girlfriend (also known as Sarah)reknown for being very horny and slutty

3.a women/man/child of unidentified sex with whom santa would like to have sexual relations due to their seductive slutty nature

4. a person acting very slutty during christmas holidays

1. man, my dad is such a santaslut, last christmas he disguised his ass as a chimney and waited for santa on the roof all night

2.
A: hey, isn't that santaslut?
B: who?
A: Sarah!
B: Oh...yeah that's her, she IS a santaslut!

3.Santa to Santaslut: wuzzup dawg, i would gladly leave a present in that ass ya hear!?!

4.on 27th of december: Julie! We're through, you santaslut! I don't regret it that much since you weren't that good in bed, which most of my friends can now confirm!

by pooparty June 16, 2007

Santas helper

you climb on a house roof and you take a big shit down the chimney so when they light their fire it smells like shit!!

The kids wanted presents next door and i gave them one! It was a santas helper!!!!!!

by Michael Bolton6969 December 22, 2008

santas dick

The biggest present your children will ever get

Mommy santa gave me a very creamy gift. I realy love santas dick

by NickVIsg June 27, 2014

santasizing

Sexual fantasies about Santa Claus

When I hear jingle bells, i start santasizing about Santa's North "Pole".

by Shady McJew September 15, 2016

Santanym

A word or phrase that means exactly or nearly the same as another word or phrase in the same language, of or relating to Christmas.

"X-mas is a santanym of Christmas."

by Rellek7 November 1, 2017

santamya

hoe that sucks dick

Santamya pulls all the boys she’s a

by Fredo February 22, 2018

Santascummies

all hail santascummies. Santascummies is the most beautiful and funny person on this earth if u think otherwise u are wrong. If u do not bow down to them I will find you 🤬 -chuudipity

Oh is that santascummies OMG they are so cool I wanna be like them I love you Santascummies

by Yeysysyeywywywy February 4, 2021