santaslut 

1. a women/man/animal who wishes upon a very special intimate present for christmas and goes to extreme lengths in order to receive IT.

2. santas (un)secret girlfriend (also known as Sarah)reknown for being very horny and slutty

3.a women/man/child of unidentified sex with whom santa would like to have sexual relations due to their seductive slutty nature

4. a person acting very slutty during christmas holidays

1. man, my dad is such a santaslut, last christmas he disguised his ass as a chimney and waited for santa on the roof all night

2.
A: hey, isn't that santaslut?
B: who?
A: Sarah!
B: Oh...yeah that's her, she IS a santaslut!

3.Santa to Santaslut: wuzzup dawg, i would gladly leave a present in that ass ya hear!?!

4.on 27th of december: Julie! We're through, you santaslut! I don't regret it that much since you weren't that good in bed, which most of my friends can now confirm!

santaslut by pooparty June 16, 2007

skankaslutawhoralicious

An individual of such extreme hotness they're ravaged with an unlimited amount of STDs. Yet that doesn't affect their sex life. In other words, although her STDs might skin you down to the bone in a cauldron of spiked barnacles and mutant crabs, you'd still totally do her.

Greg: "Dude, I'm not feeling so good."
Charlie: "Yeah? That's because that chick you hooked with last night was skankaslutawhoralicious."
Greg: "It was worth, totally worth it."
Greg's penis falls off.

skankaslutawhoralicious by Desmond White December 3, 2009

santaluz 

A large community in San Diego California mainly comprised of large custom houses. Santaluz is located next to Rancho Santa fe and 4s Ranch. The average house in Santaluz is well over 5 million dollars. Santaluz is gated guarded with a guard at the gates 24/7. Santaluz also has Santaluz Patrol which patrols the community constantly. Santaluz has many famous residents including charger players, padres players and fortune 500 ceo's. Santaluz Country Club is one of the nicest in the United States and cost well over 250,000 dollars to join.

Ronald: Where do you live?
Mike: O I live in santaluz
Ronald: You must be filthy rich then!

santaluz by Ryan3434 August 29, 2007

Santaluces High School 

Sex & Drug addicted high school in West Palm Beach, Florida full of gansters, chongas, hoodrats, emos, sluts, and horney teachers. 95% of students are infested with an STD. Rivals with Park Vista, and looses to PV all the time.

santaluces high schoolfootballcrappysuckschiefs

Santaluces High School by Rival student(: December 18, 2010

Santasaurus

The friendly breed of dinosaur that leaves children presents on Christmas Eve, but only the believers. He is an elusive creature and can sometimes be found lurking in the woods trying to find Jesus.

Me: Hey Rachel! Do you believe in Santasaurus?

Rachel: No you dumb cow!

Me: Every time you say, "I don't believe in Santasaurus," a redneck pops a cap in its ass!

Santasaurus by hobosd August 7, 2009

skankaslut 

Someone who is scottish who thinks that a bangbus+++ is some trash but shes not because she rules and he is just jealous and so goes and buys magic cards online. WHAT A FAG!

Yo Rape my balls shes rules!

skankaslut by 8=(,,,)==o February 24, 2003

Santascummies 

all hail santascummies. Santascummies is the most beautiful and funny person on this earth if u think otherwise u are wrong. If u do not bow down to them I will find you 🤬 -chuudipity

Oh is that santascummies OMG they are so cool I wanna be like them I love you Santascummies

Santascummies by Yeysysyeywywywy February 4, 2021