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Sanforded

When an employee takes a job and either never shows up for work or quits after 3 days on the job for no apparent reason.
I got Sanforded by that guy after thinking he was the perfect hire.
by UnderTheSea1 November 27, 2012
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Sanford, North Carolina

Sanford North Carolina is a town you’ve probably passed through to get to either Raleigh, Southern Pines, or Fayetteville. If you’re a local teen there, your exciting saturday night consists of going to walmart to literally just walk around, go to one of the 3 mcdonalds within the same 5 mile vicinity, or going to smoke weed in the kiwanis park parking lot. you’ll find plenty of mexicans and inbreds while in sanford. the local hipsters like to drink shitty coffee at karmas and take aesthetic pictures in depot park. the rednecks can be found in the kendale parking lot smoking weed, cigarettes, and revving up their trucks for no reason. fine dining in sanford is either elizabeth’s or san felipe. lee senior is the bigger highschool with all the gay kids and theatre nerds and ghetto kids. southern lee is full of inbreds and privileged white kids from west lee county.
“Where can I find some real life cousin fuckers?”

“Sanford, North Carolina.”
by ihatesanford May 15, 2018
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Pulled a Sanford

disappeared, awol, leaving no information for family or work, lying about your whereabouts

(In June 2009, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford disappeared to Argentina for 5 days with his mistress, claiming that he was on break/rest from all the battles going on over the stimulus money)
After she told him she was pregnant with his child, he dun pulled a sanford.
by xtinalam.com June 25, 2009
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Terry Sanford High

Home of the thugs, hoes, potheads, and preps
Damn bruh you tryna go scroll up at Terry Sanford High
by brownskinbeauty October 17, 2019
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Sanford

AKA Bokey

Sanford is one of the strangest towns in Florida. On one side you got the hicks that love to head to The Barn on 13th street. Which is funny because 2 blocks away are some of the most ghetto hood niggas around the area.

Parts of Sanford need to be bulldozed and the people kicked out.

Downtown Sanford is gettin' pretty nice and you can always hit up one of the bars like The West End, Jason's Martini Club or The Willow Tree for a good time.
You been down to Sanford lately?

Hell no, I don't want to get my ass jumped by them crack dealers or cheap hoes on 13th skreet!
by That407 April 18, 2010
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sanford maine

Sanford Maine. A place known for a safe haven for drug addicts to hunker down in abandoned houses to either shoot up smoke crack or he'll burn it down if you need a hooker upfront of 7 11 they stand all night. This town is famous for potholes run down slums. Fist fighting drunk neighbors heroin needles street finds.. And 3 eyed fish out of the pond. Things to see in Sanford.... Crack heads. Heroin addicts filthy parking lots. Midgets. Scooters. Women that look like men
Dude looks like a lady ..a shirty view of the burnt mills. And then you got beggars you have a cigarette you have a quarter corrupt cops. Cars broken into every day bikes mopeds stolen.. Don't put the trampoline out they will steal that too.. Worse place to ever live avoid. Brook street. Island ave. State street. Riverside ave aka heroin trail. God took a nice big dump on Sanford. And if you want to fit in. Grow a beard shit your pants and look anemic... Do not move your family here... Unless you have millions to fix up thousands of slummy houses. Just tell them your from York. Cause once you say I'm from Sanford they will run thinking your gonna rob them of have bed bugs on your clothes. Sanford people actually fool themselves thinking this is a nice town. If you like living in a place where shooting up in public and licking your own asshole is acceptable. No jobs no food. No cars ..but we travel with backpacks to fill our tent booze and crack. Hell hole
Hey I'm from Sanford you want to steal or break into cars. Maybe stab each other... Or trade our bedbug collection cool I'll ask my mom cause nobody has a dad in Sanford. Sanford Maine
by Irishmadman February 16, 2018
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sanford guys

('sanford 'boys) (N.) gay wannabe players with small genital units who rely on their cars to get them ass...unfortunately, the only hole they stick their penises in are their exhaust pipes or their moms...if they could hit up the sanford girls they would have it made
the sanford fags ran the train in the bathroom after class before racing down the street in their rice burners in an attempt to pick up some ass
by Tatnallman February 17, 2005
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