Thomas Brodie Sangster

Thomas Brodie Sangster is an English model, musician and actor. He was born in London on May 16th 1990 making him a Taurus on the astarogical chart. He is five foot ten and a half. He has dirty blonde hair and chocolate brown eyes. He has acted in many things including the Maze Runner Movie trilogy, Love Actually, Nowhere Boy, Phantom Halo, Phinneas And Ferb and many more. He was also featured in the music video for the song “30 Minute Break” by The Luka State. He is a very committed actor showed by the things he has done for his roles such as learning how to play guitar left handed for Nowhere Boy and putting a rock in his shoe to remind himself that his character in Maze Runner has a limp contrary to a previous suicide attempt in the Maze.

Person one: “How is that guy so perfect?”

Person two: “Because he is Thomas Brodie Sangster you bloody idiot!”

by ProbablyMadeUpWords July 9, 2018

Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery

A creative insult first coined in the song "Let me borrow that top" by kelly, generally used in a joking manner to break up the monotonous "Fuck you! No fuck you!" line of trash talking

"Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery!"

by Adam Owada May 7, 2008

SANITÄTER

German: Combat Medic
Battlefield: COME and revive me!

A common phrases starting from the release of Battlefield V

SANITÄTER!

by alohasnackbarbisqueit December 11, 2018

Sandpaper

When the person you are talking to is dry with their responses

Girl 1: “How did yalls conversation go last night?”
Girl 2: “Oh my god, he’s such a sandpaper.”
Girl 1: “Yikes sis. He was that dry?”

by umyikes June 9, 2019

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

by Autohaulic August 9, 2008

Sandpaper Wank

An unpleasant/painful experience, which could be likened to masturbating with sandpaper.

"Wasteman! That exam was like a sandpaper wank"

by Eazy-JT January 20, 2010

sandginer

Difficult and unpleasant. When someone has sand and shards of glass in their vajayjay.

Did someone put sand in your vagina or are you just not in a chatty mood, you're acting like a sandginer.

Sarah's acting like a bitch, that sandginer.

I'm building castles in your sandginer.

by baconnaise May 14, 2009