Samwich

Any sandwich of any type, except it HAS to have a large amount of Dijon mustard on it. If there's not a ridiculous amount of Dijon on it, it's not a Samwich.

Aw dude, I ate at Subway and they made me a Samwich. My nose almost exploded! From now on I'm eating at Jimmy Johns.

by dionarapthevicious May 24, 2009

sammitch plate

simply put the sammitch plate always wins. nothing will ever beat it. ever. so don't even try to compete.

Sammitch Plate > all

OMG j00 just got pwned by the SAMMITCH PLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111oneone!!!11111111

by dedFROGZ July 7, 2004

Samwich

A shy, awkward, petite girl named Sam who doesn’t know any better. She’s called Samwich bcuz y not my dude. Samwich is usually a smal gorl for her age and abnormally skinny. She loves going to the movies with peoples and is secretly a unicorn fox. She may like u one sec then break yo nose another sec if u give her bad impression. She’s weird and looks like a geek but it’s oki my dude. She will fall asleep at yo house if you let her lay on yo floor, she can fall asleep easily. Very good at slithering down like a snake at the movies bcuz she has no fackin clue of what goes on. She also fackin loves unicorns, and she’s also a fox but shhh..

Yo hoes it’s not Sam anymore, It’s Samwich ;)

by santafoxtoo November 27, 2018

sammitch

the latest and greatest craze replacing the old school sammich consisting of a bun loaded up with wholesome goodness...preferably MEAT!!!

Girls named Brittany love 2 eat meat sammiTches!!!

by ZtretcH1904 July 2, 2007

Spamwitch

An enemy spell-caster that will repeatedly use the same attack during every encounter.
Most unfortunate victims will have these as reoccurring characters.
Can also be used to address people(mostly women) for doing the same thing repeatedly.

Mistral: "Cast- Firestorm! Cast- Firestorm! Cast- Firestorm! Cast- Firestorm! Cast- Firestorm! Cast- Firestorm! Cast- Firestorm! Cast- Firestorm!"

Jim: "GODDAMNIT! Stop being such a spamwitch!"

by 8ofSpades August 8, 2010

Samwich

A Samantha matsil

Kyle: “hey look! There’s samwich!”
Kirsten: “nah don’t talk to her, she’s lame.”

by 55gang November 13, 2018

Sammitch23

Sammitch23 is a person who is hot af and sexy. sammitch is used to describe people who are hot

"dam shes looking kinda sammitch23"

by nahimnot July 22, 2021