Samoan Clock

To snap a boner and turn it like a clock.

'My girlfriend gave me a samoan clock last night. Now I can't fuck her for weeks!'

by Kinkyshitm8 March 31, 2015

sambas

best fucking shoes ever. largely worn by the indie crowd

ohmygod i saw this girl. and she had sambas. and i had sambas. and i was like hey. you with the shoes. lets go. then we fell in love.

by hendrixlives December 5, 2005

Samosa Tits

A variant of the commonly sighted manboob, where the male breast is made of softer, more playful flab than a typical manboob. This results in a downward pointing shape in a triangular formation, like a samosa (the delicious triangular Indian snack).

It is usually middle aged men who have let themselves go who are afflicted with Samosa Tits.

Person 1: Have you seen the state of Mr Roberts recently?
Person 2: Yeah, he used to look alright, but now he's got Samosa Tits.
Person 3: I wonder if they taste like mango chutney?

manboobs moobs flab mantits

by rave69uk December 7, 2015

Samoan sauna

When you lay in a bathtub with the water running and proceed to shit, puke and piss at the same time.

I was so hung over, I had to take a samoan sauna.

by TheLambOfGod May 29, 2018

Samashti

A panda queen who is also a buddhu queen. Loves pizza and brownies. Her music taste is amazing but don't take her for granted coz she'll kill u with her sarcasm.

Somebody: Bro I met that girl the other day, she completely blew up my mind.
Everybody: Oh she must be Samashti.

by Mayus Meena May 17, 2021

Samoan sideloader

A version of a mini bus (aka any green tarago) versatile so it can get in underground carparks and take the family to church every Sunday.

That's a hectic samoan sideloader

by Canned spaghetti November 18, 2022

samast

A fat, pudgy, jello-like blob that can be used for any purpose.

person 1: EW, what's that
person 2: well, it's a samast
person 1: touch it
person 2: haha it jiggles

by TheCrazedAdventurer June 24, 2014