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Samboner

A sandwich connoisseur from the Philadelphia area. A samboner will talk for hours on end about slab vs chopped cheesesteaks, Wiz vs American vs Cooper Sharp, broccoli rabe vs creamed spinach in a roast pork sambo, not to mention debates over sambo-producing venues.

Along with "sambo" (noun, sandwich) another variation of samboner is "sambone" (verb, to eat a sambo and assess its merits on video for other samboners).
"Any real samboner knows you need a seeded jawn to soak up the juices in a Roast Pork sambo."

"I can't trust online reviews these days because they are all paid advertisements. I need to talk to a samboner before we order hoagies next week. If it's good, I might even whip out my iPhone and sambone it myself."
by Toastwaver January 22, 2021
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Sámone

A Sámone is such a genuine and loving person. Sámone is always so fun to be around and her laugh is contagious. Sometimes when Sámone laughs she snorts which is the cutest thing about her laugh. Sámone is such a giver and has a passionate soul. There is so much to her that people die to learn more about her personality. A Sámone will make a god awful day amazing. A Sámone is in love with turtles, Alaska and Mount Everest. Sámones are delightful partners in a relationship. They keep you guessing and always keep the relationship eventful with their jokes and playful teasing. She is also an amazing lover once you get her out her shell;) and has the body of a GODDESS!
Bob: I really hope I marry this amazing girl Sámone!

Joe: You wish bro she is such a goddess and genuine person to be around!
by RealLiver May 13, 2018
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by Tom Layden August 10, 2007
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Samnan

Someone who’s drop dead gorgeous, intelligent, ambitious, and perseverant.
He’s hardworking and driven. You’ll typically find him meddling with his tools and fixing things around the house.

He’s also bit of a neat freak and amazing in bed.

Everyone would be lucky to have a Samnan in their life.
*gorgeous tall man passes by*
“Hey is that Samnan?”
Obviously, didn’t you see how classy he was?”
by avo January 14, 2022
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Tijuana Samsonite

Juan checked his Tijuana Samsonite at the ticket counter.

She picked up her Tijuana Samsonite in baggage claim
by pointswhore July 30, 2018
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Samone

A pretty name. It is meant for a pretty girl who is pimpin
She is a pimp.Her middle name is samone
by babyangel March 19, 2005
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The Samboni Surprise

Background: A proven defensive strategy in ultimate frisbee, occurring when the defensive team dupes the offensive team to throw a floaty huck to a seemingly "wide-open" receiver.

Setup: A player on the defensive team stays back on the kickoff, while the other six players on the defensive team run down the field and match up in man-man defense. The defensive player that did not run down stands near the live sideline, and pretends to not pay attention to the action on the field.

The Play: Once an offensive cutter starts to go deep, his defender releases and the offensive player appears to be wide open. As the offensive thrower gains recognition of his teammate streaking deep unguarded, he is beside himself with joy and locks in on his receiver. As he winds up for a shot of glory, the thrower has one last thought before he releases the disc, "Man, he is so wide open. I better not overthrow this guy. All I got to do is float it." The pins are set as this last minute thought changes the trajectory of the thrower's huck. The defensive player that didn't run down on the kickoff, stops eating a turkey sub and springs into action. The offensive cutter at this point is trotting to meet the floaty disc with a waist-high pancake catch. He does not sense the poaching defender's presence until it's too late. The poaching defender follows to sky the bejeezus out of the lackadaisical cutter resulting in a change of possession.

There are no recorded accounts of this play ever failing.
The Short List of The Samboni Surprise:

Chain Lightning vs Ironside (Club Nationals - 2007)
Wisconsin vs. Colorado (College Nationals - 2008)
Chilipeno vs. Osama bin Huckin' (11th Place Game BUDA Summer League 2009)
Smoke Shak vs. DoubleWide (South Regionals 2010)
Smoke Shak vs. DoubleWide (a few points later, South Regionals 2010)
Chain Lightning vs. Revolver (Club Nationals 2010)
Bucket vs. Colin McIntyre (Club Nationals 2010)
McAIRenson vs. Agent Orange (CCC 2010)
by flyme November 21, 2010
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