Samitis

The condition in which a person finds themselves thinking about, missing, or daydreaming about a person with the names: Sam, Samuel, Samantha, Samson, etc.

She has really been talking about Sam quite often recently. I think she has a case of Samitis.

by daydreamer1975 September 25, 2017

samfisher

Olde English word meaning " With Sam ,Balls will emit fish aroma. " Also :slang for transvestite in final stages of transition ,yet still undecided. Example: "That there samfisher ? Almost looks like a man,kinda?"

Samfisher receives the "Ball Boy of the Year" trophy !

by favofave August 8, 2018

Semitish

A fetish directed towards individuals with ethnicities descending from Semetic regions such as Jewish and Arab people in particular.

Paul Simon & Art Garfunkel induce a deep semitish inside me. Their hypnotic crypticism & soft, feminine abrasion are the most beautiful feeling, such as a somnolent rhapsody.

by Ig:aalcheme October 31, 2020

smartfishing

noun: A person who projects intelligence which they do not possess.

Turns out Larry was smartfishing, we discovered this when he spoke at length about how Canada was his favourite US state.

by gene27 December 25, 2021

Sailfished

A person who has been stabbed in the groin area by an actual Sailfish.

Recently, a 73 year woman from Maryland got Sailfished while fishing off the coast of Florida.

by ninjatodd69 July 25, 2022