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Killer Samaritan

Someone who trying to be helpful, causes more trouble.
He's such a Killer Samaritan, when he came over to finish our basement for free, he accidently broke a waterline. Now it's flooded.
by bobthecopywriter February 5, 2010
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Samarria

A girl who knows how to treat a guy. Don't judge this book by its cover or its past. She may appear to be someone you try and avoid but once she starts talking to you, your mind is changed completely. A girl like this will never leave your mind because you know she is perfect. A girl you might just marry. She is kind and gentle but can sometimes come off too strong of go down the wrong path. But, all in all, she always finds her way back.
That girl is samarria!!
by Llcook September 11, 2018
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Samaria

an incredibly nice girl who's been through alot. she's funny, smart, and beautiful, but really modest. she always put others before herself and is nice to everyone. shit happened to her, but she got through it. the best person in the world. If you know a Samaria hold her close and she’ll return the favor with love.
She’s so Samaria
by Unruly96 November 23, 2021
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samanwita

A friend who'll help u anytime u want, make u laugh, have lots of fun but sometimes is left alone....sigh

That kinda cool but also kinda introverted girl with a unique name which no one except her parents and her can pronounce lol...
Feel the pain 😔
Ohh her real name is SaMaNtHa? Samanita? No it's Samanwita Wtf-
by anonymous December 7, 2020
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samaritan

A Catholic school in Preston, a suburb of Melbourne, Australia with a high Muslim population to the point where the actual Catholics don't go to school on Islamic holidays due to the decline in attendence.
A school where the dodgy teachers only last 3 months, to get some experience in their first year out of teacher's college, before having a mental breakdown and moving on to greener pastures (even if they are rolling across them in straightjackets).
A school which spends money on things like self promotion when there is nothing of value to promote (see the recently decommissioned purple and yellow "Samaritan tram" as a case in point). Despite the fact that the school oval is an oblong and the basketball court has no basketball rings.
A school which spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on a lift for disabled students, got the archbishop in to bless it, and saw the only disabled student leave the school.
A school that tried to enforce uniform standards and got the response "Sir, are you trying to make this like a rich school or sumfink?" No child, that's impossible...

Samaritan, pretension is our aim!
"Come on boys, let's have a kick on the oblong..."

"I'm not getting on that fuckin' tram, leh"
by lmbloodbath April 26, 2005
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Samaria

1)A small gurl.
2)Pictures are no longer sumtin 2 help u remember the past wit her, but sumtin to make you wonder wat crime she has commited
3)Going out wit her future hubby
4)Looks like a lion when sleepin
5)See attitude
"(tilts head and looks through top of glasses)No hunny!"
by D February 5, 2004
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samaritans

Helpline that you can phone when you are at risk of ending it all. An ear to talk to when you have things bothering you that you couldnt tell another living soul.
Person answers phone "hello this is the Samaritans how can we help?"
Desperate person answers "Hello, my world is falling apart"
Then proceeds to spill their "guts" to a complete stranger about how fucked up their life is....
Feels a bit better afterwards and can see things in a different light.
by Homielover February 28, 2009
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