Saltine Cracker Challenge

A dare where you have to eat 6 saltine crackers in 60 seconds without drinking anything, and all the crumbs must be eaten as well. Although it sounds easy, it's actually really hard because the salt and crumbs dry out your mouth and are hard to swallow and you can't drink anything to help you out.

Me: Dare
You: I dare you to take the saltine cracker challenge!

Saltine Cracker Challenge by C.Rose.S February 14, 2012

Saltine Cracker 

A salty white person

the saltine cracker was mad at the game

Saltine Cracker by French Jr Sinatra February 15, 2018

Saltine Shuffle 

Doing the saltine shuffle requires a skinny white guy getting into a fight with a black guy. The white guy moves quickly as to not get hit, doesn't throw any punches and eventually wears out his opponent leading to a win.

Johnny: Bruh, did you see Ernie and Tyreke throw down at Sunnyvale Trailer Park earlier today?

Dave: Hell yeah, Ernie has mastered the art of the saltine shuffle. Tyreke didn't have a chance.

Saltine Shuffle by geederd December 12, 2021

Saltine-American

A Saltine-American is the politically correct term for North American (specifically United States Citizens) not of color. The term resulted from the inappropriate use of the more offensive term "cracker".

"Today in class the children were taught how Saltine-Americans live throughout the United States, and are descendants of unspecified geographic cultures."

Saltine-American by MeBeCoup July 26, 2015

saltine shake 

any action performed by or in mockery of a cuacasian (white) person attempting to dance. Also, an alternate term used to describe a "cracka' dance" or "whiteboy jig".

When James heard his favorite song playing on the radio, he busted out a saltine shake that more closely resembled seizures than dance moves.

saltine shake by Broseph Roseph August 3, 2007

Saltine Savior 

Seeing an image of Jesus or other religious image in a chip, taco shell, etc.

"Dude, some guy made 6,000 dollars selling a potato chip thats supposed to look like Jesus!"

"Damn it! Yet another person gets rich off a saltine savior! Get me a bag of Fritos and wish me luck!"

Saltine Savior by The Real Rambo May 14, 2009

Saltine Challenge 

A classic eating contest in which a contestant tries to eat six saltine crackers in sixty seconds. No other aids are allowed (i.e. a glass of water), and the challenge ends once the last cracker(s) is/are swallowed or time runs out.
The simple-sounding task is much more difficult than than anticipated due to the dryness of the cracker.
The challenge can be made harder by increasing the required number of consumed saltines to seven or even eight for those who want to live on the edge.

Joe: I bet you cant eat six saltines in a minute.
Moe: Dude, I wreck the saltine challenge all the time!

Saltine Challenge by atimonkey March 18, 2010