Salt

To dump salt upon, usually unnoticed. While sitting at a restaurant, one 'salts' a person next to them by grabbing the salt shaker and quietly pouring salt on their lap until the victim notices. When the victim discovers that they have been salted, the one who salted them usually shouts "HAHA! SALTED!"

John: Sally, what are you...?
Sally: Shhh! I'm salting Susan. *pouring salt on Susan's lap*
Susan: HEY!
Sally: HAHA! SALTED!

by Saltyman February 17, 2010

Salt

A user on Gaia Online known for his amazing personality and charm. A comedic guy who gets along with pretty much anybody. To find him, check the Avatar Talk subforum. He is the boyfriend of Pepper and the best friend of Oregano.

"Salt stopped by and amazed me with his awesomeness."

by Labtech X March 14, 2005

Salt

When someone makes an innuendo or sexual reference

"group of people walking"
"guys bumps into girl"
Girl:Ow
Guy:whats wrong?
Girl:He went into me
Guy:Salt =D

by RaveMikihisa December 9, 2008

Salt

the wantingness or being asain.
some side affects may be.
- high test scores
- going to kumon
- spending all day studying
- having a camera wherever you go
- and a tendency to do the peace sign all the time

"hey did you hear about that guy who got %100 on his physics test"
"yeah, he was salt."

by gggfgdsfgrrrjjefbdfbllooo October 18, 2008

Salt

meaning a man or woman who lookin totally fake thinking they is king shit, but really is only an ass.

Shelby Larenze is salt melissa haha think he shit... hell no

by suzie May 31, 2003

SALTS

SALTS - Smiled A Little Then Stopped

friend: *sends dead meme*
me: SALTS
their uncultured ass: ???

by bothofoikawasballsacks June 9, 2020

salted

when pain is inflicted by means of insult, blackmail, or general embarassment. originated from when salt is sprinkled into a wound, causing further stinging and pain. later, gestures were added for effect, often consisting of rubbing fingers together over the victim's head to suggest gingerly applying a layer of salt for extra emphasis on "being served."

-your momma's so fat that when her beeper goes off, everyone thinks she's backin up
-salted!!

by feedyourcat January 27, 2006