You Don't Win Friends With Salad

Credit: The Simpsons

A song to sing in a Vegan's miserable face for trying to become your friend.

You Don't Win Friends With Salad, now go eat a fucking bacon butty you vegan scumbag

by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019

Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up

If you look at that mug that Urban Dictionary advertises really closely, it’ll say this. Well, of what you can read of it.

You: Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up.
Your friend: wat da fuq dit u jus sae?

by Hongolomngonolongongous November 2, 2020

Said The Actress To The Bishop

A more clever, sophisticated way of saying "That's what she said." This phrasing goes back to very early Edwardian times and is of British origin.

"That's a BIG ONE, said the actress to the bishop."

by Koshell September 3, 2013

I said Lord

Used when someone's hairline is so irreversibly receded that you have to resort to sacred prayers to God in an attempt to restore it.

Guy 1: "I prayed for yo hairline 5 times a day like a Muslim. I got down on my knees and I said Lord, hear my prayers. But yo shits so busted that even the Lord turned his back on yo ass."
Guy 2: "No worries. I'll paint it in like LeBron."

by bobbybobson68 March 3, 2019

Sajida

An intelligent young lady who's not afraid to speak her mind. She is admired by everyone, and intimidated by some because of how badass she is. Sajida exudes beauty and grace in everything she does. She is a work of art. Her strength and resilience leaves people awestruck. Having a Sajida in your life should be considered a privilege. She's kind-hearted and helpful and is always there for her friends.

Sajida's laugh is the most beautiful sound in the world and her smile is contagious. She can generate joy around her with a snap of her fingers. Her hugs feel like a warm blanket around your heart ohmyword. She's perfect.

Giving her all the good things in the world wouldn't compensate for the blessings she brings into the lives of the people she loves. Except maybe Shrek, she loves Shrek.

Sajida is my favourite person, like the sister I never had.

by misssarahtonin May 26, 2019

thats what she said

a sexual inuendo, if something can be said in the bedroom but is said in an everyday conversation you can say thats what she said

"it wont fit"
"thats what she said!"

"its too hard"
"thats what she said!"

"just shove it in there"
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

"Stop It!"
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID"
*THWACK*
"ow that hurt"
"thats what she said"

by just-a-ninjapirate January 7, 2010

Sahida

Sahida is the most nicest person you can meet but when you mess with her she'll kick your ass. She means the world to the luckiest guy in the world. She is pretty and fierce. Don't mess with sahida. She can get angry but always has a warm heart.

"Sahida!"
"I love you we're fans!"

by Plopped56 August 17, 2018