Salad

No, I do not want any salad. Expensive leaf nonsense is for rabbits, and I am not a rabbit.

by loserkingg September 17, 2018

An adjective used to describe a soft action.

Friend: I'm kind of in the mood to stay in tonight and watch movies with my chick.

Me: That is straight salad.

by bwhalen18 December 7, 2010

A word describing something or someone that’s weird/gross/disgusting.

“Oh he’s a fucking salad, he hangs with those people”

“They’re a bunch of salads I swear”
*salad emoji*

by Dubberrucks October 3, 2019

A word used to fill an awkward silence in an uncomfortable situation.

Girl: Your hot, wanna make whoopy?
Guy: ................salad

by Adam Hobbs May 15, 2008

An inept individual that lacks banterous chat and has a tendency to melt in social situations.

by HugoK May 7, 2017

A term used for a bowl that has more than one drug in it at once. A mix of drugs being smoked at the same time.

by FontE November 5, 2003

"Hey timmy salad"
'Oh hey there sim salad, how u going"
"yeah good, ur a lad"
"yeah no shit, its in my name"
Tim's a lad = Tim salad.

by Tim salad August 24, 2009