Salad

A salad is a group of paralyze people in one room

What’s up bro I made a salad last night it was pretty fun

by Jacob bason November 2, 2020

Salad

An adjective used to describe a soft action.

Friend: I'm kind of in the mood to stay in tonight and watch movies with my chick.

Me: That is straight salad.

by bwhalen18 December 8, 2010

Salad

A word describing something or someone that’s weird/gross/disgusting.

“Oh he’s a fucking salad, he hangs with those people”

“They’re a bunch of salads I swear”
*salad emoji*

by Dubberrucks October 2, 2019

Salad

A word used to fill an awkward silence in an uncomfortable situation.

Girl: Your hot, wanna make whoopy?
Guy: ................salad

by Adam Hobbs May 14, 2008

Salad

An inept individual that lacks banterous chat and has a tendency to melt in social situations.

That guy is a complete salad.

by HugoK May 7, 2017

Salad

A term used for a bowl that has more than one drug in it at once. A mix of drugs being smoked at the same time.

"pack a nice salad"

by FontE November 5, 2003

Salad

Pretty much a lad.

"Hey timmy salad"
'Oh hey there sim salad, how u going"
"yeah good, ur a lad"
"yeah no shit, its in my name"
Tim's a lad = Tim salad.

by Tim salad August 24, 2009