Saddlebags

Refers to excess fat on human thighs -onside area.

Saddlebags can be, and often are removed with liposuction.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 25, 2022

Saddlebag Titties

Main Entry: Saddlebag Titties
Function: Noun

When a woman with Big Country Titties takes off her bra and lies on her back, her sagging tits are pulled by gravity to either side of her torso, thus they look like a pair of saddlebags on a horse and resemble mammery glands but little.

Tit Lover#1: Dude! How'd the cans look on the one you took home last night?

Tit Lover#2: Meh, she got naked, on her back, and blamo! Saddlebag titties! After that, my wobbly bits went soft on me.

Tit Lover#1: For fucks sake man! All you had to do was cup them back into Big Country Titties with your hands fool!

Tit Lover#2: Well Shit Man Damn!

by bolillo loco December 27, 2009

Saddlebagger

A saddlebagger is someone who strategically drapes their testicles over another's nose so that one testicle resides on either side of the nose. The nose can be substituted for any other slender body part or object. Commonly used to insult another's character.

"Henry you fucking Saddlebagger"

by Aeddonger February 14, 2017

John Wayne's hairy saddlebags

1.Scrots, usually, but also pissflaps

2. 1. Testicles; those spherical spunk factories on the Scrots Road Industrial Estate. n. Courage; guts. As in "I like him. He's got balls". 3. exclam. Denial. As in "Has he balls got balls!" 4. n. Rubbish; nonsense. As in "Balls! Of course he's got balls". 5. n. Round things you play football with.

My john Wayne's hairy saddlebags are itching...i think i may have the crabs

by Moose McEvil December 7, 2005

Texas Saddlebag

The act of ejaculating into a condom, taking it off and tying it up, shouting yeehaw whilst spinning it in the air, and popping over your partner's head. The question of wether it's during sex or not is your choice.

My husband told me he had a suprise, and he gave me a Texas Saddlebag!

by HeWhoShantbeNamed January 15, 2011

saddlebag with eyes

Used to describe the face of a person who through age, weathering or too much time in the tanning salon has become over leathery.

I really used to fancy that check out woman from Tesco's however it appears that she must have bought a sunbed for herself and used it constantly for the past 3 months. She served me the other day and her face was like a saddlebag with eyes.

by Big Jack's Bollocks May 15, 2017

San Fransisco Saddlebags

The act of straddling someone's penis with your testicals.

Garen watched in amusement as Adam gave Mike "San Fransisco Saddlebags"

by Mr.LargeDial II September 1, 2011