Sad Clown

a sad clown is when the female is engaging in oral sex with the male and the male nuts in her mouth without warning. thus resulting in a facial expression of a sad clown.

Merry: So how did you and Peter do last night.

Jane: We were doing great til he slipped me a sad clown.

Sad Clown by C.Phil January 14, 2004

Sad Clown

After ejaculation placing a dollop of semen on each of a girls cheek-bones, so when she stands up, she looks like a sad clown.

That bartender had the biggest cheeks I’ve ever seen, she would make a great Sad Clown.

Sad Clown by D. Romer June 12, 2008

Sad Clown

a irony, a person who is happy but sense something bad is going to happen, therefore making that person feel sad

i feel like a sad clown

Sad Clown by Guillen February 4, 2009

Sad Clown Face

a phrase used to describe the look on someone's face after vomiting\crying from consuming too much alcohol

Dude logan has such a sad clown face, i think he drank too much

Sad Clown Face by lilbrizo September 16, 2012

Russian sad clown 

When a ladie is giving you "head", before you get off, tell her you have crabs and when she backs her head up and widens her eyes, you blow your load in her eye so she looks like those pictures of sad clowns

John: Dude you should have been at the party last night

Nate: Why, what happened

John: I gave Nancy a Russian sad clown

Nate:WHAAAAAAAAAAAT! I did that to her last week....Snoogans but thats awsome

Russian sad clown by slappy wag o'harra January 6, 2008

the sad clown 

when ejacqulate on a girls/guys face and punch her in the nose and she starts to cry and bleed

can you beleve dylan he gave jon the sad clown last night

the sad clown by bobeto lee December 13, 2007

Sad Brown Clown 

When one takes a dump on a girls mouth followed by ejaculating on the eyes to give the effect of a sad circus character.

You better watch your mouth or I'll give you a Sad Brown Clown.

Sad Brown Clown by The Sexual Janitor June 9, 2009