sad clown

adj, adv, describing an artistic expression, work, action, or attitude which is trite, maudlin, clumsy and overearnest.

"The Black Hole" is a sad-clown rendition of Kubrick's "2001", simplifying the latter's rarefied metaphysics into simplistic Manichean notions of heaven and hell.

by condour August 06, 2003

sad clown

*Sad clown* is an adjective I use when something doesn't go my way or I hear something sad. Nothing sadder then a sad clown.

When I saw the little boys stepping on a half dead bird after school one day, all I could say was, "O, sad clown."

by Foxy March 25, 2004

sad clown

The act of masterbating or recieving a handjob to music that resembles that of a sad clown. Usually played during circus acts, however several talented musicians (serbs and those alike) have the ability to recreate the most classic of the sad clown melodies. Some of the most famous "sad clown" producers of our time and age include: Eric "the pedo" Bein and Jim " Jerk-a-lot" Phillips.

That bird got a sad clown in the laundry room. Pretty fucking classic if you ask me.

by Sad Clown123 October 13, 2010

Sad clown

When you take a shit in your hand and smash it into somebody's face.

My wife turned off the football game so I gave her a sad clown right in front of our children.

by Jdan Cutsem September 17, 2017

Sad Clowning

Where a man shoots his cum on a girls (or guys) face around their mouth to make it look like a frowny face, then throws assorted clown things at them and runs away as fast as he can, preferably naked.

"Oh god the other day my new boyfriend asked me to try 'Sad Clowning', and he jizzed on my face, then threw clown stuff at me! Where did he even get that stuff???"

by theoneandonlyRD April 24, 2012

Russian sad clown

When a ladie is giving you "head", before you get off, tell her you have crabs and when she backs her head up and widens her eyes, you blow your load in her eye so she looks like those pictures of sad clowns

John: Dude you should have been at the party last night

Nate: Why, what happened

John: I gave Nancy a Russian sad clown

Nate:WHAAAAAAAAAAAT! I did that to her last week....Snoogans but thats awsome

by slappy wag o'harra December 16, 2007

Sad Brown Clown

When one takes a dump on a girls mouth followed by ejaculating on the eyes to give the effect of a sad circus character.

You better watch your mouth or I'll give you a Sad Brown Clown.

by The Sexual Janitor June 10, 2009