Swingin Swiger

A man who loves to catch fish and shoot guns......while slam dunking an asian whore

Holy shit is that ole man Swingin Swiger? Well if he's got a gun in one hand a beer in the other and is behind a dirty asian ....its gotta be!!!!!

by Mr. Trout March 8, 2004

Swingin Snatch

When a woman's stomach hangs over her vagina (snatch).

1. That woman is so big she has a swingin snatch.
2. I'd hate to lick that swingin snatch.
3. You gotta move the swing to get to the snatch.

by Rebetsa February 12, 2008

swingin free

not wearing underwear, goin commando or goin true yeah self explaind

one: dude i couldnt find any god damned boxers this mornin
two: are you kiddin me??
one: no man... im swingin free

by justin miller haha March 21, 2004

swingin' the bone

Masturbating, jerking off, wanking, beat off, toss off, whacking the chicken

"Oh man! I was swinging the bone all night, I barely slept!"
"Dude, you're totally addicted to swingin' the bone"

by joiuseuy May 10, 2022

Swingin' Dick

A big time mover and shaker, one who feels their self-importance to society is so high that they use extra starch on their shirts as if they were on their way to a Dracula convention.

Look at that guy, he's a real swingin' dick. His shirt is so stiff it could walk by itself.

by g3 and mocheeks December 9, 2008

milky swingin' dudds

Large, pendulous and often mountainous breasts, that would effortlessly catch the eye of any on-looker whether it be in admiration or shock.

Assume Geordie accent; "Why ay man.... look at them MILKY SWINGIN' DUDDS!!!!!".

by Lorenzo Davenport February 17, 2006

free swingin

Freeballin. When a guy goes without underwear in shorts that show his vpl (visible penis line) or his dick is visibly flopping around. It's especially common among jocks at the gym, or when playing basketball or volleyball.

Poof: Damn, all those boys are free swingin!

by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006