Super Macho Man

That motherfucker from California, who steals your bitch.

Super Macho Man released the bogus all up in my girl's ass.

by BlackManJohnson July 24, 2018

Super Tetelman Man

The most amazing super hero in the entire universe, way better than Superman, the flash, Batman, Catwoman, Daredevil, The Hulk, The Mask, Jaws, Big Bird, The Three Stooges, The Three Amigos, the Green Lantern, Noobman, Emeril and Dr. phil ... combined. Super Tetelman Man has ever super power that you could ever imagine, and if you were ever to imagine a new one he would then gain that power. He can fly, shoot lasers out of his eyes, breath ice, have atomic farts, play a percet game of bowling ten times in a row, summon captain planet (only to ridicule him about how he is a hippy that is gay with aquaman), breathe anywhere, not need to breath, turn invisible transform into a bucket of mud, water, or any other living or nonliving thing, make annoying dogs stop barking, and everything else, he can even summon the fishes as useless as that power is. The only thing stopping him from saving the world from itself, the sun, asteroids, comets, robots, disease, bad movies(like Superman Returns), global warming, and hat hair is his one weakness that being he is lazy beyond belief. This causes him to use his pwers but in the most lazy way ever. This could include telekenisis to get the remote control, mind control to get pizza, talking to fish to wipe his ass, time control to watch his favorite show and skip the crappy ones(without tivo whic is to expesive for someone to lazy to get a job). The only aspect of Super Tetelman Man that is not lazy is his side kick, Super Teteldog Dog who is not quite as super as Super Teteman Man.

If only Super Tetelman Man was not so lazy he could teleport here and save us from certain doom and destruction.

Super Tetelman Man is so cool I want to grow up just like him

by Angel the wonder dog July 14, 2006

super watermelon man

super watermelon man is a super hero in LA. he will only save 1 person ever. Beyonce. when beyonce gets thirsty she will drink out of super watermelon man, and be refreshed. super watermelon man also loves the smell of beyonce. she smells like peanut butter.

Beyonce: You saved me from being thirsty again! Thank you!
Super Watermelon Man: You're welcome me lady.

by Allison Gonzalesssssss April 26, 2014

Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation

When one partner paints them self in blue and lies on a board of nails with an X formation, formed by their arms and legs and then places a pipe with a circumference of 5cm above their entry point. Then the other starts by continuously jumping up and down on a diving board to gain height once enough height is gained, the person will then superman with their penis head facing the pipe into the first partner's entry point. Once completed, the room should be full of red (blood, from the pipe, which is too small to fit the girth of an average male penis), blue (paint, from the woman receiving a dripping blood penis) and white(semen or if done with caucasian people). With all these colors you've now decorated the room with a Norwegian flag.

Guy: Hey want to perform the Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation.

Rachel: mmm... I don't know.

Guy: Trust Me I'll nail it

Rachel: Uhh.. ok I guess I'm down but only if you subscribe to SpectresRowdy on Youtube

2 hours later and a bloody penis...

Guy: "I just performed the Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation on this petite teen named Rachel"

Guy 2: Nice wanna go watch some SpectresRowdy now!

by SpectresRowdy September 20, 2018

Super Pineapple Man

One of the world's most amazing super heros. Along with the super hero partner, Mr. Wonderful, their butler Jeeves, and their super hero teacher, Master Mome, they have saved the world from the likes of a shape shifting alien who just wanted to play the drums, Hitler's Evil Clone, and even the dreaded Jar of Pickled Onions... of Doom. Super Pineapple Man uses pineapples along with psycic powers to protect the world from the evils which threaten it. People say he can make things explode just by looking at them with his eyes. Remember, this is SUPER Pineapple Man, not plain Pineapple Man, there is a difference, mainly copywright Issues.

An example of Super Pineapple Man would be;

Super Pineapple Man.

by Super Pineapple Man June 24, 2006

Super Tokyo Man

The hero of Tokyo and defender of all things Japanese. If you are in Japan and danger is a comin’ have no fear for super Tokyo man is always near. Has the powers to fight crime and resurrect dead bodies.

Guy: do you think we should call the police.

girl: I think we should call Super Tokyo Man

by GoodFlake July 28, 2021

Super god man that’s super

It’s a super God man that has super powers pretty crazy 😱

guy 1: “hey have you heard about the super God man that’s super”

guy 2: “oh I love the super god man that’s super (:”
guy 1: “yeah”

by really hehshhs May 5, 2023