Stronkey Punch

A variation of the Donkey Punch, in which a strap-on dildo is used.

Man, that bitch was so pissed, she stronkey punched me!

by Pezzmonster March 1, 2011

strunked

To get severely owned or worked.

Man, Justin just got really strunked by that guy.

by Ericsbk April 3, 2008

Strokedendrophilia

A person who acts upon strong urges to stroke, molest and fornicate with trees. Particularly, in beach areas and local beach hangouts. Almost always involves trees with lights. The affected will usually be attired in a red blazer and a red stocking cap.

A guy walked into a bar and became excited about a tree in the corner. It was then, he aggressively approached it and seduced the young sapling. Upon doing so, he found himself indulged in a self proclaimed mating ritual. This is scientifically known as Strokedendrophilia

by HappyHumper December 24, 2020

getting stroked

Being lied to, I.e. Being jerked around, slang referring to male self gratification.

We are getting stroked by this salesman

by Alderspsycho December 14, 2013

stroked

A northern Irish word for somebody being put down, or for somebody getting "one up" on the other.

Person 1 :"Here your fat."
Person 2:"I may be fat but I can lose weight, your just plain ugly."

Person 1: " Aw you stroked me something shocking"

by xxspratt_the_brattxx March 29, 2009

Stroned

The effect of smoking marijuana or chopping wood. A person becomes "stroned" when they have smoked themselves nearly retarded. Way past high!

We all got stroned and masturbated together. I guess we were way too high. That was weird.

by Fester Festrian July 7, 2004

strunked

getting drunk off of a strank.

We gonna go to the club and get strunked!

by Enola Jay December 27, 2009