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Strangle-Fuck

Verb: To be asphyxiated during the act of sexual intercourse, whether consentually or forcibly.

Derogitory title: A sexual deviant who asphyxiates others during a sexual act. Generally, the implication is that the act is not welcomed or consentual.
Brent was always so oddly polite and quiet. We were not surprised to learn he was a strangle-fuck.
by CarridesthroughAZ January 28, 2015
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strangle the serpant

Guy: Damn, if I can't get in that girls pants, I guess I'm gonna have to go home and strangle the serpant.
by sex.slave April 17, 2009
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Strangle the Salamander

When you strangle a salamander it explodes and releases its innards. These innards have the ability to create new life and they taste a bit salty if you know what I mean.
Damn, I have blue balls let me Strangle the Salamander to release me of my stress.
by A Cheeky Boy June 2, 2019
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Strangle-Ass

The physical effects you feel when you consume too much cheese.
I shouldn’t have gotten extra cheese on that pizza for christ sakes, it always gives me strangle-ass.
by Phil Smith Caswell March 17, 2023
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strangle bunny

A girl who likes to be partially "choked", "strangled", "smothered' during intercourse. See also "autoerotic asphyxiation".
My girl-friend is such a strangle bunny. She begs me to smother her during sex.
by UdoIt4Me July 7, 2010
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Strangle-choke

DSM-IV

1) A condition wherein, a person who is an expert at a task, is forced to watch or teach a person who is horrible at the task move really really REALLY slowly. E.G., a luddite using a computer mouse for the first time. The person who is adroit at the task, slowly goes crazy watching the inept person trying to complete this simple thing, and wants to alternately strangle and choke them...but you'd never do such a thing.

2) When walking in a large city, with many pedestrians who are moving slowly, and are not self-aware, that block your path, don't walk straight, stop to take pictures of buildings, et cetera...and you...the fast walker, want to strangle and or choke them and move on...but you'd of course never do such a thing.

3) Anytime you're so pissed at someone or a pet, and you fantasize about strangling and choking them...even though you are so anti-violence that you're a vegan and a card carrying member of Amnesty International
So I'm at my sister's, and holy shit, I effing wanted to strangle-choke her like six times! She's trying to find some pictures on her puter, and I'm showing her how to use Windows Explorer, and WOW, she's a total computer idiot! Finally, I just knocked her ass out of the chair and showed her what to do before someone (her) got strangled, and or choked!
by The Fig December 8, 2011
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Strangle an Abo

by Shitstomper September 1, 2019
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