Stiffy

The most awesome nickname ever. This person is probably the coolest person walking on earth.
And most most certain; drop dead gorgeous, since he/she is compared with a boner.

-Oh, have you met stiffy?
-Yes she gave me a stiffy

by My nickname is Stiffy September 3, 2012

Stiffy

Often Used In The Bronx , Stiffy means A Gun Or a Gun that cannot be traced

Blicky got the Stiffy

Aye man you selling a Stiffy

Everyone on this block got a stiffy

by KingPinNumba3 April 19, 2018

stiffy

When you get a sudden rush of blood to your old man when you see a picture of a woman ass, tits, and fanny

by Jeffery Sylivester January 31, 2003

stiffy

when a guy get a hard cock

Look, he's got a stiffy!

by Anonymous January 31, 2003

stiffy

A name given to a 1.44MB data disc to differentiate it from a 360MB "Floppy" data disc.

Not used outside South Africa to my knowledge.

To a secretary: Can you give me a stiffy?

by Derek Blount April 15, 2008

stiffy

uncontrollable erection whilst on a bus

I couldn't disembark at the Heathway because of my ginormous stiffy

by theWestHamfan October 19, 2003

Stiffie

when a guy looks at hot ass girl and gets MF hard...( while picturing her naked with those HUGE tits bouncing up and down)

I'm getting a big stiffie

by Johnny no name April 19, 2003