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Spanktuary

A quiet place filled with one's favorite porn videos, magazines, tissues and the occasional blow-up sheep.
I just added the new Jenna Jameson video to my spanktuary.
by SpiderSix66 October 5, 2007
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Staneurysm

1. A stroke and an aneurysm occurring simultaneously. Symptoms are best described as a ripping or tearing pain on the side of the brain on which the Staneurysm is located quickly followed by confused speech and thoughts then followed by the wearing of a helmet and drinking of juice boxes.

2. An aneurysm experienced by any man named Stan.
1. David experienced a Staneurysm under the stress of all the orders and promptly donned his helmet.

2. Stan had an aneurysm- a Staneurysm.
by Jdogg413 August 10, 2012
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stankaroo

A fat, dumb, fugly bitch with a FUPA who is easily identified by her putrid odor (this stench, as well as the weight issues may have something to do with her unusually high consumption of highly fattening foods from Denny's). Likes to use stupid phrases like "peace out nigga" even though she herself is white. This unfortunate creature has an IQ of about 62, give or take a few points depending on how long it has been since she was in contact with anything or anyone remotely intellectually stimulating. Like other mentally retarded people, the stankaroo displays the following symptoms:
- Delays in oral language development
- Deficits in memory skills
- Difficulty learning social rules
- Difficulty with problem solving skills
- Delays in the development of adaptive behaviors such as self-help or self-care skills
- Lack of social inhibitors
- Difficulty making friends who do not call her an ugly stankass behind her back
1. Damn, that Bev is really a stankaroo!! Someone should really teach her a thing or two about personal hygiene.
2. She can't help being socially inept, she's just a stankaroo.
3. Ugh, what is that horrifying smell? Is there a landfill nearby? Oh, it's just a stankaroo.
by A. Darling December 9, 2008
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Spanktuary

I’m going to the spanktuary to rub this sub!
by Nouralis September 18, 2019
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stankhard

n. Someone who likes ejaculating on their own pillows.
n. Any person under age 40 who takes pride in fisting.
Mel Gibson and Bryan are hardcore stankhards.
by SAG 3 February 4, 2005
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Stankarhea

Someone's who just ate out someone's asshole's breath.
Usually before they showered or after the club.
"hey dude, you see that girl I was with?"

"fuck bro you eat her asshole out?"
"his did you know?"
"man you got stankarhea breath"
by John doher February 18, 2010
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Stanktuary

A place where pieces of shit are allowed to stay and are shielded from the laws of the land designed to protect a Countries Citizens.
When the public is allowed to sue stanktuary cities, they will stop protecting criminals.
by ATC1967 February 4, 2020
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