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squip

A micro-computer you swallow and it makes you cool.
Buy your squip and be cool.
by John V. May 29, 2004
mugGet the squipmug.

The Squip

"Due to his deep , smooth voice the Squip is daddy material."
by ilovethesquipokay June 20, 2017
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squip

IT'S FROM JAPAAAAANNNN

IT'S A GRAY OBLONG PILL
QUANTUM NANO-TECHNOLOGY CPU
THE QUANTUM COMPUTER IN THE PILL

WILL TRAVEL THROUGH YOUR BLOOD UNTIL

IT IMPLANTS IN YOUR BRAIN AND IT TELLS YOU WHAT TO DO
IT TELLS YOU WHAT TO DO
IT'S PRE-PROGRAMMED

IT'S AMAZING
SPEAKS TO YOU DIRECTLY
YOU BEHAVE AS
IT'S APPRAISING
HELPS YOU ACT CORRECTLY
HELPS YOU TO BE COOOL
IT HELLLPSSS YOOOOUU RUUUUUUULLLE
Rich: No longer a drip when you got in your grip!
A squip! A squip! A squippppppppPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
by shutupheather17 June 1, 2019
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squip

Pete was such a God damn squip on that slalom today
by jenno July 23, 2012
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squipping

The act of masturbation or self-stimulation in relation to that of females. Male version of this is known as fapping.
by ItalianChia May 1, 2007
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squip

A pill in your head that makes you cool.
Yo since I got this squip, I've been more chill
by Jeremy Heere March 31, 2004
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Squip

Ruby *Shows picture of the squip*
Everyone “Isn’t that the bad guy from be more chill”
by Squipisbadguyfrombmc March 11, 2020
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