Squidward

a squid with a cock hanging from its face on the cartoon spongebob squarepants. it likes to play the skinflute and yell at the funny characters on the show

oh my word thats a huge cock on that squidwards face

by cocksponge squareballs September 22, 2003

Squidward

A misunderstood cephalopod that is voiced by Rodger Bumpass in the Nickelodeon series, Spongebob Squarepants. Squidward hates his neighbors, his job, and loves art and cooking. He is actually an octopus and has four feet. He has a remarkably large nose and does not wear pants.

“Gee, Squidward! Maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said!”

by Wheredidmyfekinlifego May 19, 2018

The Squidward

I.E. Roman helmet ... Where a man places his testicles on top of each of a woman's eyes and lays his penis down her nose.

She was denying me sex, so after she passed out, I gave her The Squidward

by Jason5star December 31, 2010

Squidward

when a man places his testicles on the girls eyelids and lays his penis down her nose... she loooks like squidward

this girl was so kinky last night, she told me to squidward her.

by Cabo4 June 17, 2009

Squidward

A man's genitalia.

"OMG what do you think of Chuck?"
"I don't know, it looks as if his squidward is a little small..."
"Yeah..."

by Steve Tuesday June 3, 2015

Squidward

He just gets funnier/more relatable the older u get.

Squidward

by Negro Testies September 7, 2019

Squidward

A badass octopus who doesn't play with shit.

Squidward: "and I curse everyone who ever enjoyed it to an early, and well deserved, GRAVE!"

by Peacock Sherman Manjankerson September 13, 2013