by Bryn Start October 26, 2008
Get the Sporegasm mug.1. Mildew-like material that when socialized with humans, can lead to strange symptoms such as sweating at the site of raw shellfish, feeling the need to go swimming after eating a hot dog, or bowel movements at the thought of not seeing your grandmother for over two years.
Some rare symptoms are:
1. Public Urination after seeing a PG-13 movie.
2. Staring thoughtlessly into rotting pumpkins (seasonal illness)
3. Feeling of great remorse or feelings of hardship after slipping one sandal on instead of both at the same time.
4. Intense cravings for blueberries after minutes of using an electric nose shaver.
Once infected with Jookie Spores, symptoms may be instantly apparent, whilst some people never show symptoms. Many hereditary characteristics come to play when showing the physical or mental affects of the spore.
Scientists at the West Virginia Medical Institute have yet to come to a valid conclusion of how Jookie Spores were created, and thus have not found a cure once caught. Speculation shows that one man had sexual intercourse with themself (hermaphrodite), which led to an ejaculate with may have contained Jookie Spore membranes. The person to be "speculated," has been identified as a man/woman named Nicholas Renyer, but this information is yet to be correctly proven.
Since 2004, teens across the Mid-West (USA) have been harvesting and collecting these spores in powder-like variations, to be used for recreational means. Not much is known about "Juke Dust," but doctors and scientists alike both highly recommend not using this compound substance, for long-term affects could lead to lethal consequences.
Some rare symptoms are:
1. Public Urination after seeing a PG-13 movie.
2. Staring thoughtlessly into rotting pumpkins (seasonal illness)
3. Feeling of great remorse or feelings of hardship after slipping one sandal on instead of both at the same time.
4. Intense cravings for blueberries after minutes of using an electric nose shaver.
Once infected with Jookie Spores, symptoms may be instantly apparent, whilst some people never show symptoms. Many hereditary characteristics come to play when showing the physical or mental affects of the spore.
Scientists at the West Virginia Medical Institute have yet to come to a valid conclusion of how Jookie Spores were created, and thus have not found a cure once caught. Speculation shows that one man had sexual intercourse with themself (hermaphrodite), which led to an ejaculate with may have contained Jookie Spore membranes. The person to be "speculated," has been identified as a man/woman named Nicholas Renyer, but this information is yet to be correctly proven.
Since 2004, teens across the Mid-West (USA) have been harvesting and collecting these spores in powder-like variations, to be used for recreational means. Not much is known about "Juke Dust," but doctors and scientists alike both highly recommend not using this compound substance, for long-term affects could lead to lethal consequences.
Doctor: "hmm.... looks like you may have gotten Jookie Spores..."
Patient: "all I know is that this shirt is making me want to watch Robo-Cop."
Doctor: "nurse, come in; looks like this is a serious dose."
Patient: "all I know is that this shirt is making me want to watch Robo-Cop."
Doctor: "nurse, come in; looks like this is a serious dose."
by Twizzle1337 January 11, 2008
Get the Jookie Spore mug.I walk into my laundry room and see my best friend Alexis waiting for me. I grin and me smash our lips together. she’s so hot. She’s already naked. I undress myself and she sits on my washing machine and fingers herself, moaning. God, she’s so sexy.
Just as I crawl on top her, our other friend Maria walks in surprised. I grin. “Don’t just stand there, join us baby!” She nods and strips in front of us and climbs on. Alexis fingers me and I’m moaning, pussy wet. Maria grabs a dildo and shoves it up my friends pussy and she screams. Then, I eat Alexis while the other one sucks on my clit. I cum into her mouth moaning and she swallows it. I scissor with Alexis and we moan, our wet, shaved pussys touching. Maria is cumming on the dildo, and I grab it from her and lick her cum off. Then Alexis sticks the dildo in my pussy and I moan as it hits my g-spot. “IM GONNA CUM!!!” Maria eats Alexis out and she whimpers twisting her tits. We kiss passionately, our tounges twisting down each other’s throats. I grab Alexis ad Maria’s boobs and moan loudly. Then we fuck hard all night, pussies throbbing. I love sex stories.
by Wetgirl69 March 4, 2021
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Uggh, I had to hold my breath for 5 minutes because I didn't want to inhale any whore-spores from that skanky ho Regina Blobbs.
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"OMG!! YOUR SO BIG!" she screamed as her boyfriends pumped into her throbbing pussy. he groaned under his breath because of the pleasure he was expiriencing from her tight pussy. he grabbed one of her huge tits and gripped on to it as he thrusted faster. she could barley breath anymore as she was on the verge of cumming.
"mmmng~" she moaned as he siezed hold of her throat and choking her very harshly. he slammed her head against the bed as he slid deeper and deeper into her and she got closer and closer every time.
"SUCH A FUCKING SLUT FOR ME" he said basiclly screaming at the satisfaction he was experiencing. they both were very close to cumming as she felt like she was in heaven.
"I-IM GONNA MMMHMMGN~ C-CUM" she screamed as she moaned.
"ME TOO BABY"he replied. he felt the knot in his stomach grow as he leaned in and passionatly kissed her. she moaned into the kiss sending vibrations down his throat. that almost sent him over the edge.
"CUMMING" she screeched as she pulled away from the kiss. in that moment liquid squirted far out of her pulsing hole. he couldnt hold it in anymore and realeased his hot,sticky liquid into her tight, pink hole. they both keeped grinding riding their high. they felt like they were on cloud nine. both of them collapsed when they finished.
"that was amazing" she said.
"i know" he responded.
"OMG!! YOUR SO BIG!" she screamed as her boyfriends pumped into her throbbing pussy. he groaned under his breath because of the pleasure he was expiriencing from her tight pussy. he grabbed one of her huge tits and gripped on to it as he thrusted faster. she could barley breath anymore as she was on the verge of cumming.
"mmmng~" she moaned as he siezed hold of her throat and choking her very harshly. he slammed her head against the bed as he slid deeper and deeper into her and she got closer and closer every time.
"SUCH A FUCKING SLUT FOR ME" he said basiclly screaming at the satisfaction he was experiencing. they both were very close to cumming as she felt like she was in heaven.
"I-IM GONNA MMMHMMGN~ C-CUM" she screamed as she moaned.
"ME TOO BABY"he replied. he felt the knot in his stomach grow as he leaned in and passionatly kissed her. she moaned into the kiss sending vibrations down his throat. that almost sent him over the edge.
"CUMMING" she screeched as she pulled away from the kiss. in that moment liquid squirted far out of her pulsing hole. he couldnt hold it in anymore and realeased his hot,sticky liquid into her tight, pink hole. they both keeped grinding riding their high. they felt like they were on cloud nine. both of them collapsed when they finished.
"that was amazing" she said.
"i know" he responded.
by hornybitchyepyouheardme October 14, 2021
Get the Sex stories mug.Weedy stories are those very short,yet very amusing tales, that friends like to tell each other while passing the joint. On some occasions, they prove to be true, however most of the time, they are completely fictional.
The entire gang sat in the livingroom on the couches and floor, passing around weedy stories and of course the joint.
by ivanytrusk December 9, 2008
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