Spud

A person who is boring like a potato or doesn't understand a joke

I don't like Andy he is such a spud

by Random_Dude_592058 April 9, 2015

Spud

A name for a young guy who can keep a girl's mouth stuffed. Particularly someone with either a really girthy and/or really long dick.

Zack: "Mateo's always a Spud at orgies."
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Mateo: "They call me Spud cause I keep their girls' mouths stuffed."

by bobfilascio December 15, 2018

Spud

Spud is a potato also a vegtable

a round brown ball a spud

by Kin kade April 10, 2007

spud

Friendly term like "pal" or "bud".

Yo, spud...what's up?

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

spuds

laters, goodbye, see you later

derived from laters > potatoes > spuds

A: "you off now"
B: "yer"
A: "spuds"
B: "spuds"

by hwajgpmfaf July 4, 2005

spuds

Testicles. Often used to describe where the Castle Guards hit contestants on Takeshi's Castle's "Bridgeball"

She kicked me right in the spuds

by Stubbs May 18, 2004

Spudding

A sexual act involving the insertion of one's testicals into the anus of a ladyfriend followed by the intense slapping of the penis upon the lower back area.

"Mate im gonna give her a right spudding"
"I gave her 2 hours of solid spuddage"
"Dude she looks like shes been spudded silly"

by Hiphopopotomus&Rhymenoceros October 23, 2008