Splice 

A way of sexually arousing your partner to make them as wet as the amazon rainforest and to moan until they explode

'Stephen, I want you to splice me.. NOW'

Splice by Murphison November 5, 2014

Splice 

The act of sharing, usually with a narcotic

Bro will you splice stoge that with me?

Splice by @downloadmymixta April 5, 2015

Splice 

The act of chopping up someones genitals like a sausage and grilling it, proceeding to put it in replace of a hot dog. It can also be ground up to be served as a hamburger.

Hey Robert! Let's go splice Ronan! I feel like my knife could chop up his stubby chode easily. Make sure to char grill it once you've cut it.

Splice by madw2 April 9, 2024

Splice Baby 

A derogatory slang word derived from the movie "Splice". Used to describe an ugly individual with odd androgynous facial features. In the movie The splice creature was both woman and man. A creature with a face only a mother could love.

Dude check out the Splice Baby behind you

NUH UH WHERE?! Oh wow man eww that's gotta suck to look like that.

For real.

Splice Baby by aharharhardyhar November 19, 2010

splice the main brace

In the English Navy grog was 1/4 rum and 3/4 water. When the sailors would bring in the main sails, it was such a tough job that they would be rewarded with a 'double' which was 1/2 rum and 1/2 water. This is now a way to say 'have a double.'

You did a great job, splice the main brace.

splice the main brace by John Vino December 23, 2011

Splice song

Music made from sound clips from movies tv and commercials. Generally sources that are not supposed to be musical are used, takes words and/or syllables and makes music with them. Most songs from the artist Pogo, aka Fagottron on youtube, fit this description. Also Rap Chop and Jam Wow by DJ Steve Porter are spliced songs

Dude I'm listening to Pogo's newest splice song, it's Scrumdiddlyumptious!

Splice song by Deadite August 7, 2009

SPLICE LIFE STRIFE 

is when TWO MOST PRIMARY PEOPLE in YOUR LIFE are used to bring TUMULTUOUS LIMBO.

IT'S all in the "DO THE MATH" MUSIC.

TWO CORPORATIONS ARE VYING for more EYEING and WAY LESS EYEING

LOOK one thing about it as this one WANTS ME TO MASTURBATE in front of them again and instead of back in FEBRUARY 1980 when I CAME , " saying 00000H! instead say , " can I finally SUCK IT who is super hairy fat smelly brilliant DISC JOCKEY MALE and this CUNT SAY NO wants to take the music I wrote, "say forget about it as "look ALAN it's ADAM on the former SDX EXPRESS PARADISE BUS ,and "oh my GOD CHICKY GIRL you are being the EVENING AGAI.N as I lay in my extended STAY OF EXECUTION singing "HOOKED" and ANTHONY KEY BAY says "I SOUND HAPPY" , from my MARITAL PEDOPHILIA DESIRES , as you are "EVE" butt realize this SPLICE LIFE STRIFE is pulling this FAGGOT away from YOU and your male friend , "00000H! , so your realize this , WHAT SHALL I DO JACK SIN?

I am sorry my HUMAN BEINGS as I am getting up with MY PEEPLES in my SPLICE LIFE STRIFE like the rest of us "ORSTRACIZED ASSH0LES to have another "DOG DAY AFTERNOON" as it seems as what part of NATURE besides "HUMAN" are you feeling? as again you may call me "PROFFESOR ARDVAARK ( pronounced ARDBAARK ) or "OFF IH SIR , CACA as I am due to PHYSICALLY EAT SHIT SANDWICH n front of everyone as the PISS DRINKING is out the way BUTT now I have to go (DAM)(MAD) CLITHING SHOPPING for something as "GF eye get my DRIFT.

LOOK the government is accusing GOOGLE ALPHABET AND META "FACEBOOK" of the SPLICE LIFE STRIFE and the "full disposition of the case has to do with the " ONE WHO IS THE MOST OPTIMAL KOREAN MASTURBATOR."

SPLICE LIFE STRIFE by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 2, 2022