shlonky

A born loser. The word originates from and is comprised of the two words 'Shlong' and 'Donkey'.

Look at that shlonky wearing a button-down dress shirt with sweatpants.

by jeru411 October 12, 2005

splanket

A jizz resistant, easily washable fabric, known for it's semen deflective properties. Used as an alternate target for ejaculation on tits and neck.

"Dont blow it on me! Shoot it on the splanket! That's what we bought the damn thing for!" - Wife/Significant Other.

by Steve Fanizza October 7, 2004

splondge

A sponge used primarily to clean up splooge.

Damnit bob got splooge all over the floor, get the splondge.

by Mischief Dragon January 20, 2005

splockets

a term coined by bungie to describe halo 3 game sparten lasers and rockets

Dude veto I hate splockets.

by neeeeeerd July 20, 2009

Yoinky Sploinky day

The 6th of September is Yoinky Sploinky day where you must kill as many people as possible in a vehicle. Extra points for evading police.

“Ayo bro I haven’t committed vehicular manslaughter yet””what are you talking about?””its yoinky sploinky day”

by Sanstheskelet0n November 1, 2021

Yoinky Sploinky

dat one dance

"Hit that yoinky sploinky"

by hit dat yoinky sploinky June 3, 2021

Slonk

Guzzling raw eggs in large quantities

"I will slonk 36 eggs and gain 50 pounds"

by TheoCurrance January 21, 2022