spidermonkey

Essentially a chach, displaying chachy behavior and generally acting like a chachmonkey

You guys are a bunch of spidermonkeys! Let's do something cool, and stop acting like spidermonkeys!

by John X. Stamos March 1, 2009

Backwards SpiderMonkey

This sexual position is an intense move in which the man stands over the woman(usually a contortionist) with his "shlong" knee deep in her "muffin". But the girl is actually laying on her side while the man is rolled up like a ball and hip swivles to his right into the womans Va-j-j. After they are finished with this move the man then puts on his SpongeBob Pajamas and watches My Gym Partners a Monkey while the girl cleans the kitchen.

O.M.G Becky! Did Jake like totes give you the backwards spidermonkey last night?!?

by Dr. SplashBottoms July 17, 2011

Spidermonkey

A man who defines himself as gay. Too old to be a twink too lightly built to be called an otter . Slim hairy male.

I picked up a lovely spidermonkey last night.

by Boudica1 January 21, 2023

SpiderMonkey Extreme Air Sports

The worlds greatest indoor trampoline park!!!
Spidermonkey has over 43,000 square feet of pure adrenaline😉🕷🙉!!
Located in Aurora, Colorado.
YOU GO ONCE, AND YOUR ADDICTED TO THE THRILL.

WE SHOULD MOVE TO COLORADO SO WE CAN GO TO SPIDERMONKEY EXTREME AIR SPORTS EVERY DAY!!

by Weil February 16, 2019