How Many South Americans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

A Brazillion.

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"

"No."

"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."

"OH. I'M STUPID."

by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis June 14, 2018

South American Beaver Chaser

A South American Beaver Chaser is a lesbian (of a South American country, as the name implies) that attempts to gain U.S. Citizenship by marrying a lesbian partner.

That Columbian sure is a South American Beaver Chaser!

by slippy & farrett June 9, 2017

south-american guche piranna

wildly biting the skin between the pussy and asshole. Usually performed in retalliation for a scrape or poorly performed blow-job.

She scraped me during our 69, so I gave her the old, "south-american guche piranna".!

by greenradioactive March 2, 2009

South American Cat Paw

While giving oral to a woman you begin to lightly nibble her clit, then reach up and slap a tit, preferably using a wide u-hook motion, as if you were a cat slapping at a piece of string.

While I was going down on my woman she let out a sigh of boredom, so I gave her a South American Cat Paw to get her attention.

by Tac0Vendor September 24, 2013

South American Alligator Chomp

First, venture deep into South America and find that bangin' South American girl we all dream of. Now you found her, follow these simple instructions. While receiving oral sex from your partner, stick your thing all the way down her throat. Gently cup their chin as if you were going to pick her head up and kiss her. Place the other hand just above the forehead almost as if you were going to say, "shoulda had a V8." Next, simultaneously push her jaw together in a chomping motion while your penis is still in their mouth. Finally, blow your load of bloody jizz into her mouth. There you have it, the South American Alligator Chomp.

Roscoe: I was fuckin' around in the Amazon the other day and I saw this hella fine Venezuelan bitch.

Jeremiah: You tap dat shit?

Roscoe: Nah, she just gave me the South American Alligator Chomp.

Jeremiah: Tight!

Black Man: Stop talkin like you black, nigga yo name is Jeremiah fo niggas sake.

by KaMaSuTrA xX February 9, 2009

south.american_baby

south.american_baby is a semi famous tik tok girl . Her most liked tik tok got 160k likes and her real name is Jasmyn . Her bio has a brazilian 🇧🇷and japanese🇯🇵 flag suggesting her nationality. Another blasian tik toker smh

have you seen south.american_baby on tik tok ?

by james_087 April 17, 2020

South American sunburn

When a man twists you dick into another shade of red

Man that was the best South American Sunburn I've every had !

by Edgy2002 February 17, 2017