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External Problem Solver

No we are not taught that you lying piece of shit.
Hym "We are not taught that. You are still trying to internalize external problems. I do not feel shame. Some people want me to feel shame and are actively shaming me. The harassment and surveillance is occurring and is being used to make easier the theft of my property. That isn't me being an external problem solver. This is 'all roads leading to Rome for the therapeutic system of control?' Are you being stalked and harassed in a manor that mirrors the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia? Then, SOMEHOW, the solution is 'giving a therapist control of how I interpret information and DOING NOTHING about that... And instead of doing what they did about sexual harassment and SUING THE PLACES ALLOWING IT AND FIRING THE PEOPLE WHO DO IT... I just need to let this lying retarded piece of shit tell me how to delude myself about what's happening. We need to murder these fucking therapists (in a video game). Murder them (in a video game) until they do it right. They do not need to live."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2025
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Rubik's cube solver

A musical mix that has all the aspects of music that one is craving for at a certain moment.
Couldnt really find my twist today in what to listen to., untill i heard this mix! This mix is a rubik's cube solver!
by ChrizzleTheWhizzle June 25, 2022
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Problem Solver

Someone who creates problems in order to be called a problem solver.
Adelaide made a big deal of each challenge in order to save the day and to be considered a chief problem solver. Also, she wears too much lula roe.
by Bahahaha4-1 October 13, 2018
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Solver Squad

A GMod "Scooby Doo" parody where five guys with very shitty mics roleplay as Scooby-Doo characters that are wheelchair-bound due to an incident where they let Scooby drive the Mystery Machine. Together, they continue to solve mysteries, fighting all the way. Most of the humor comes from them making fun of each other's horrible mic quality, and their extreme troubles navigating maps in a wheelchair, which is typically always difficult or impossible.
Famous scenes from Solver Squad:

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Shaggy: "Like, what's wrong with your face?"
Impostor!Shaggy: "Zonks!"
Shaggy: "Like, that's not what I say, man! I say 'Zoinks!'"
"Stop picking on Shaggy, Shaggy!'
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Velma: (Unintelligible) "A red herring is when there's a clue, but it isn't really a clue, and-" (Unintelligible)
Shaggy: "Like, I can't understand Velma, man!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2022
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