Sam Sneaks

When someone is being real sly secretive you know like Mr mystery man sneaking around you just being real sneaky like your body actions and mannerisms.

man you didn't even see that dude he was all Sam sneaks up on us didn't hear or see anything like a ghost.

by BOBBO BOLANSKI May 1, 2022

Blue sneaks

Fat ass guy with a nice, saggylicious ballsack dropping to the floor. Also, a coach of the CHS football team.

"I love going to Strixe with Blue sneaks!"

by BlueSneaksCHS September 15, 2022

S.A.K.B. (Sneaks Always Knows Best)

Sneaks do what is best for their people and have every right to make whatever decisions they want to make for his friends. Everyone says it’s best to always listen to sneaks because sneaks never gonna moneybagg yo you daddy🤝

P1: Yo should i take that sophomore to the party
P2: What did sneaks say
P1: He said naw
P2: Hey man, S.A.K.B. (Sneaks Always Knows Best) 🤷🏽 ♂️

by Pump daddy trump October 13, 2021

Sneaking out like a sneaker

To stealthily sneak out of a place while wearing sneakers.

L: Where did F go?
J: He was sneaking out like a sneaker
N: Mm yes skipping classes

by Ace the simp April 23, 2023

sneakathon

n. A marathon which the runner decides to run at the last minute and which is generally unannounced to his/her running mates.

John: Did you know Marty ran a marathon yesterday?
Pat: Marty is always running sneakathons.

by THW March 14, 2009

Sneako chair

A lone chair sitting in sight of the bed for one to sit and watch their significant other receive sex from other people while not participating.

See also: Cuck chair

Every hotel got that sneako chair.

by 36368876 March 19, 2023

Fake Sneaker

When you don't want to waste your money because life is expensive and the struggle is real.

- Fake sneaker? they look clean as bro

by herewen April 12, 2022