Shirmp

A stupid word my friend made.

My friend made shirmp

by ajcanadian January 13, 2020

smarmie

A shallow, wishy-washy, inconsistent person whose approach to interacting with others is focused on his/her own interests and what serves him/her best in the moment (it's all about me). They ride the "current wave" or poll. Not capable of sincere, meaningful relationships.

He's so smarmie; you can't count on him or know where you really stand with him.

by Susan W August 4, 2007

Meth Smirk

One of the tell-tale signs of a chronic user of methamphetamine (aka glass, crystal, meth, ice) is the meth smirk. Muscle rigidity sets in on the muscles of the mouth and the user will sound like they have some kind of speech impediment, as if they are unable to fully close their mouth while talking, and look like a smirk is frozen to their face. Described as sounding twacked out.

A: "Wow, Bam Margera's really got a solid meth smirk goin' on in this episode. He can barely talk!"

B: "Yeah, he's fuckin' twacked out."

by Tommy TapeShoe October 28, 2010

smirk emoji

An emoji you give a girl or boy when you want to climb into bed with them for more than a cuddle

hey Matt (smirk emoji)

by JKrollin April 16, 2016

Skirmis

The definition of a word, when someones ass crack is being flashed

Hey look, hes flashing his "skirmis" once again...
Yeah he better get bigger pants, idk

by Brohkolis October 30, 2019

Slippery Smirk

Face fucking a female with a big mouth full of jell-o. Flavors are decided upon aquired taste and should be experimented thoroughly.(different flavours add for different textures)

"Hadley man, i pulled the first slippery smirk and she loved it, gave her what she needed to top off her jell-o too".

by Dirty Double D March 7, 2007

arya smirk

The cheek of doing something so unexpected yet so evil it catches everyone off guard

I just bombed the white house arya smirk

by Ulting December 20, 2021