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There was a young lady from Leith
Who circumcised men with her teeth
It wasn't for money
Or anything funny
She just liked the cheese underneath

This "cheese" is smegma, hence a smeghead is a cheesy dickhead

smeg off you smegging smeghead

by elgatonegro August 09, 2007

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Its also a make of really crap fridges and cookers, they only last about 4 mins

Do a search in currys or dixons... in fact any kitchen appliance outlet

by xentrix01 April 08, 2005

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A very versatle swear word which can be used for many things.

smeg off,jerk!
you smegging idiot!
you smegged things up again!
you smegging smegged up smeggitying smeg head!

by El Grande September 02, 2003

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A made-up word used in the old TV show 'Red Dwarf.'

Used like a swear word, but didn't cause offence because it doesn't mean anything.

Sounds pretty funny if dropped into conversation.

Guy 1: Oh smegging smeg, you're such a smeghead!

Guy 2: Er, what??

by LalaRainbow January 27, 2009

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Smeg comes from the word, "Smegma" which is a thick, cheeselike, sebaceous secretion that collects beneath the foreskin or around the clitoris. It's the same as, "Dick-Cheese".

It is used by guys as a slam against other guys.

You are a smeg-head!

by ChessShadow July 06, 2010

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