smeg

There was a young lady from Leith
Who circumcised men with her teeth
It wasn't for money
Or anything funny
She just liked the cheese underneath

This "cheese" is smegma, hence a smeghead is a cheesy dickhead

smeg off you smegging smeghead

by elgatonegro August 10, 2007

smeg

Its also a make of really crap fridges and cookers, they only last about 4 mins

Do a search in currys or dixons... in fact any kitchen appliance outlet

by xentrix01 April 8, 2005

Smeg

A very versatle swear word which can be used for many things.

smeg off,jerk!
you smegging idiot!
you smegged things up again!
you smegging smegged up smeggitying smeg head!

by El Grande September 2, 2003

Smeg

A made-up word used in the old TV show 'Red Dwarf.'

Used like a swear word, but didn't cause offence because it doesn't mean anything.

Sounds pretty funny if dropped into conversation.

Guy 1: Oh smegging smeg, you're such a smeghead!

Guy 2: Er, what??

by LalaRainbow January 27, 2009

Smeg

Smeg comes from the word, "Smegma" which is a thick, cheeselike, sebaceous secretion that collects beneath the foreskin or around the clitoris. It's the same as, "Dick-Cheese".

It is used by guys as a slam against other guys.

You are a smeg-head!

by ChessShadow July 8, 2010

smeg

cock cheese

fuck me, is there mozarella on my bell or am I having a smeg episode

by Death Monk May 8, 2003

Smeg

Short for smegma. Used as an insult.

“Yo, fuck that guy he’s a smeg”

by Tommy5000 March 31, 2019