Smee

To "Smee" is to offer an extremely low amount for something to the extent it is borderline insulting.

Lowballing so low you wonder if they know how bad their offer is.

She offered me two dollars for my limited edition 'Shining Charizard' Pokemon card... Could she Smee me any harder?

by lowding August 20, 2014

smee

As the great L.M. Montgomery deemed it, smee is a word that describes a cat's presence, appearance, and feel, similar to words such as 'cuddly', 'cute', 'soft' etc.

My cat is very smee. I love him.

by Dae January 14, 2004

Smee

A good mate, a legend, a Smee is one of the boys. A Smee must be watered with beer in order for it to grow.

Smee! How’ve you been Smeagle Beans! Long time no see

by Looseunit99 February 17, 2019

Smee

Having no sense of smell

Can you smell that? No I'm completely Smee

by Clive of Weston March 11, 2016

Smee

Noun. A term used to refer to the condition when one's shirt rises, exposing their stomach for the world to see. Most common with babies, people with beer guts, and pregnant women. Taken from the Disney movie, Peter Pan, in reference to how Mr. Smee wore his shirt during the cartoon.

1. Your baby has such a fat gut he's got a smee!
2. Kay was so far along in her pregnancy that she was sporting a total smee!

by Bry's Vajana February 12, 2009

smee

smee- short for smeagol.

any annoying short kid, or fat kid, or old guy. can be used in pretty much any ways possible, especially as a war cry, brefore punches.

ME: smee!!!!!!!! (punches jason)
JASON: im the LAWWWWWWWW

that kid is a smeagoley smee

aah smee!

smeeeeeeeeee precious

by leet sniperage June 05, 2004

smee

insane form of gremlin found in capital cities. Smees are very afraid of sheep and have violent tendancies. There favourite form of attack is biteing.
the female form is most well known for having massive breasts.

O looka sweet smee...arghh f*ck ive been bitten (nevewr call a smee sweet)

by Samantha September 01, 2004