2 definitions by Looseunit99

The act of inviting a prostitute into your bedroom and paying her to watch you fuck your goat
My goat and I had a dirty Ashleigh last night
by Looseunit99 February 16, 2019
Get the Dirty Ashleigh mug.
A good mate, a legend, a Smee is one of the boys. A Smee must be watered with beer in order for it to grow.
Smee! How’ve you been Smeagle Beans! Long time no see
by Looseunit99 February 17, 2019
Get the Smee mug.